Funny Cricket pics & cricket jokes

[Cricketonline]

is 9 slip pic is real littlegenius90

It is dennis lilee bowling with nine slips. He his the first one to do that. The Aussies had struck terror with bowlers like lillee and Thompson

 

[siddharth2002]

Cricket Jokes.

Since the thread is also for cricket jokes not just for pics I shall contribute some. here goes-

200 yards
The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.

Cricketers in disguise
After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team to Pakistan inBangalore, the team members were not able to show their faces to peopleand they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotelrooms.
Ganguly could not resist for too long to be in hotel and notable to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as aSardar and goes out.

he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Saurav !"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up asa Muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again - thesame woman greets him "Hi Saurav!".

Ganguly comes back determined to give it yet another try with the makeup of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catcheshim again and greets him "Hi Saurav!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognizeme?"

The lady replied - "I am Laxman!"

New Rules for Indian Cricket
1) Declaring the winner: If Pakistan bats first and scores x runs then
the target for India will be revised to x/2. They need to score (x/2)+1
runs to be declared winner. If India bats first then the number of overs
for Pakistan will be reduced to 25. Even after these modifications India
contrive to lose, they will be awarded psychological victory.

2) Fielding restrictions: When India is fielding, as soon as any fielder
touches the ball, it will be deemed as dead ball and Pakistan batsmen
will only be allowed to complete that run. This modification is being
done to eliminate time being wasted for overthrows etc.

3) By popular demand from Indian players, a few additional coaches have
been included in the touring party with immediate effect. They are,
Batting coach : Ravi Shastri
Bowling Coach(with experience in Sharjah conditions) : Chetan
Sharma
Fielding Coach : Ravi Shastri(Dual responsibility)
TV Commercials Coach : Salman Khan
Video Coach : Name will be announced later

4) As the deadline to submit final 15 players for the 1999 World Cup is
over, the result of the match on 18th April between 1983 Indian team and
the current team will not have any bearing on the team going to England.

Any other suggestions are welcome. We at the ICC would like to
ascertain again our commitment to spread the game of cricket globally, from Mozambique to Maldives and from Turkmenistan to Tibet.

Thanking You.
Yours Sincerely,
Jagmohan Dalmiya

What Cricketers talk on the pitch
At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match."

At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"

Mongia to Joshi "No, mate. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."

Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"

Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."

 

[nightprowler10]

The new karate kid??

 

[langerrox]

lol great headline

 

[Cowburn199]

The new karate kid??

Lol !

 

[india rock]

We all know that the Australian cricket team has been struggling somewhat over in the home country � a loss in the 20/20 against the Poms, a loss against county side Somerset, the lowest of the lows slumping to Bangladesh before again being booted in the nads by England and a hacker called Kevin Pieterson.

There have been a number of theories as cricket enthusiasts attempt to explain this run of defeats, while others have been asking who is going to save the once mighty Aussies and return them to the forefront of world cricket.

I think the answer is obvious.

 

[duffarama]

Lol !

Lucky his pants are elastic. It would be a bad sight if they weren't.

 

[langerrox]

We all know that the Australian cricket team has been struggling somewhat over in the home country � a loss in the 20/20 against the Poms, a loss against county side Somerset, the lowest of the lows slumping to Bangladesh before again being booted in the nads by England and a hacker called Kevin Pieterson.

There have been a number of theories as cricket enthusiasts attempt to explain this run of defeats, while others have been asking who is going to save the once mighty Aussies and return them to the forefront of world cricket.

I think the answer is obvious.


cough. 'We all know that the Australian cricket team has been struggling somewhat over in the home country' -nope we thrash anyone over here, and we thrashed eng in the ODI series

 

[kush]

ye there r gr8