Your Cricket Sledging-Put some of your Favourites here

[shubhrayu]

And Jit while Bowling....

 

[Jit]

And Jit while Bowling....

Oh when bowling just give the batsman little odd stare thats good enough for me. The kepper can do the rest lol.

 

[Leggie]

*Batsmen taking guard*

'He asking for middle boys, Lets help him find it'

 

[Jit]

*Batsmen taking guard*

'He asking for middle boys, Lets help him find it'

lol That is actually funny and if I was a batsman I will just laugh and would have said nice jokes boys let your cricket skillz do the talking.

 

[shubhrayu]

LOL This Thread is going good.Go on guys

 

[tassietiger]

*Batsmen taking guard*

'He asking for middle boys, Lets help him find it'

I prefer it when a batsman comes out trying to look like some sort of pro by just asking for off or leg stump. I remember it happened when I was bowling once and I just said "you should've asked for middle, that's the one I'm knocking over." I proceeded to bowl a wide and claim that I had tricked him.

I reckon it's the best part of cricket, the fact you can actually get the time to say this rubbish. Whenever the batsmen played a good shot I'd throw in something along the lines of "don't worry about that one, if he missed it and it hit the stumps then it wouldn't be such a good shot, would it?"

 

[steynrulz]

when we play noone sledges i want them to sledge me

 

[go_hodgey]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned a favourite of mine.

"This guy is like a donut. All edge, no middle."

 

[Lucky]

"This guy is like a donut. All edge, no middle."

That's an awesome one.

I've heard a few atrocious ones, I'm not sure they are even worthy to be in this thread, however, here they are anyway....

"This guy has more leaves than a park bench...."

This one the guy yelled out, while I was batting ..."You run slower than my grandmother.."

LoL. Young kids these day have to be more creative

 

[Amiya]

I have been left out of matches because i sledge my opponents too much which my team mates don't like.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I prefer the 'You bat/bowl/field like a little girl!'. If I'm in the mood, I might add something like 'Scratch that, a little girl could do better.'.

And there are the basic stuff like 'great shot' when they miss the ball, 'brilliant fielding' for when they misfield, etc. Say that stuff in Hindi too, nice mean sarcastic tone, always fun.

 

[bladescape]

I was bowling and I'd just beaten the edge three times in a row,I came up the pitch and said:
"Do you need to borrow a pair of glasses?I've got a spare pair!"

 

[aussie_ben91]

*Bowler bowls a bouncer and the batsman sways out of the way late*

Slip fieldsmen: Get his girlfriend out here, she won't duck away from those balls!

 

[tassietiger]

When a batsman plays the ball too late and misses: We're not playing in Western Australia, why the two hour delay?

Always liked the 'I've seen better protection of the stump in a porn movie' one, just because it gets them thinking. Better batters in a fish shop has gotten old, sadly, and it has no effect these days. Was a classic when it worked.

 

[Slowcoach]

Someone batting against us was bragging about how he averaged 72 against our team, and he was walking his singles like Ranatunga and sledging while he did it.

A fielder in our team had enough of him walking singles so he chucked the ball at him and said "Run you fat ****!".