Precambrian
International Cricketer
Check out his gems from the IPL ;
"Chase, chase and the ball wins the race... RP Singh falls on his face."(Next Shakespeare)
"How well he has managed to mitigate this innings in the last few overs." (WTF does that mean?)
"This over has been full of action. All this action is sponsored by [pause] our sponsors." (Lol Rofl Lmao)
"Nannes... he's been a menace for the opposition." (Another lame attempt at rhyming humor)
"Farveez Maharoof is busy doing nothing." (Irony? )
"He's not a big hitter of the ball." (On a batsman who smashed at a SR of 200 in the preceding game)
I thanked the gods when he was not there in the commentary panel when the IPL began. However he ensured that we'd all be subject to his isms midway after the Aus-Pak series in Dubai. What a loser. Neither funny, nor insightful, waste of space.
So is that Laxman Sivaramakrishnan. But this guy beats him fair and square in direness.
"Chase, chase and the ball wins the race... RP Singh falls on his face."(Next Shakespeare)
"How well he has managed to mitigate this innings in the last few overs." (WTF does that mean?)
"This over has been full of action. All this action is sponsored by [pause] our sponsors." (Lol Rofl Lmao)
"Nannes... he's been a menace for the opposition." (Another lame attempt at rhyming humor)
"Farveez Maharoof is busy doing nothing." (Irony? )
"He's not a big hitter of the ball." (On a batsman who smashed at a SR of 200 in the preceding game)
I thanked the gods when he was not there in the commentary panel when the IPL began. However he ensured that we'd all be subject to his isms midway after the Aus-Pak series in Dubai. What a loser. Neither funny, nor insightful, waste of space.
So is that Laxman Sivaramakrishnan. But this guy beats him fair and square in direness.