Benchmark00
School Cricketer
Dear Sirs and Madam (Nightprowler10),
I, like few others, have been a long standing and respected member of Planet Cricket for a number of years/months. I only need to point you towards my posting record for you to get an idea of my fine record which is rivalled by few, yet envied by most.
Now, I stand before you with a question that, for the life of me, I can't understand hasn't been asked before.
How do I get a sub-forum solely dedicated to me? I think this sub-forum will be both educational, entertaining, and above all else, sexy.
When discussing this request with your fellow moderators, I ask you to disregard the intimate relationship I am currently engaged in with Nancy Nightprowler10 as I feel it may unduely sway your decision.
I trust that you will have no problems in granting this request as it will no doubt boost posting numbers and sponsorship, which will have a strong correlating relationship with the GDP of several African countries as shown in figure 1.0 below:
Figure 1.0 The positive relationship between sponsorship revenue and posts on Planet Cricket and the GDP of several African countries.
I leave you with one final thought.
Some moderators are born great (Looney_Bob), whilst others have greatness thrust upon them. Is this your time to be great?
Yours in forums,
Benchmark00.
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I, like few others, have been a long standing and respected member of Planet Cricket for a number of years/months. I only need to point you towards my posting record for you to get an idea of my fine record which is rivalled by few, yet envied by most.
Now, I stand before you with a question that, for the life of me, I can't understand hasn't been asked before.
How do I get a sub-forum solely dedicated to me? I think this sub-forum will be both educational, entertaining, and above all else, sexy.
When discussing this request with your fellow moderators, I ask you to disregard the intimate relationship I am currently engaged in with Nancy Nightprowler10 as I feel it may unduely sway your decision.
I trust that you will have no problems in granting this request as it will no doubt boost posting numbers and sponsorship, which will have a strong correlating relationship with the GDP of several African countries as shown in figure 1.0 below:
Figure 1.0 The positive relationship between sponsorship revenue and posts on Planet Cricket and the GDP of several African countries.
I leave you with one final thought.
Some moderators are born great (Looney_Bob), whilst others have greatness thrust upon them. Is this your time to be great?
Yours in forums,
Benchmark00.
Benchmark00 added 2 Minutes and 47 Seconds later...
Suggestions for the name of new sub-forum are, but not restricted to:
- People's Republic of Benchmark
- Democratic State of Nightprowler10 is a Jerk
- Benchmark00ville
- Wicked Wings
- Kingdom of Benchmark