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[barmyarmy]

A.K.A: The Doosies
Home Ground: Shrek's Swamp (damn it!)
Home Land: nomadic
Star Player: Dwayne Leverock:

Home Kit​

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Away Kit​

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Owner: barmyarmy
Captain: ZoraxDoom
Vice Captain: Simbazz

Confirmed players:

AkshayS - RHB - Wrist Spin - Batter

mohit_dude10 - RHB - n/a - Batter

Insomniac - RHB - RMF - Batter

Kshitiz_Indian - RHB - RF - Batter

Ollie_H - LHB - LM - Batter

Little Punter - RHB - n/a - Batter

Simbazz - RHB - SLA - Batter (VC)

highlander999 - RHB - RM - Keeper

Bhargav - LHB - LF - Bat A/R

Aditya - LHB - RFM - Bat A/R

ZoraxDoom - RHB - OS - Bowl A/R (C)

harrisb - RHB - LS - Bowl A/R

Biggy - RHB - LF - Bowl A/R

Varun - RHB - RF - Bowler

jdeus - RHB - RFM - Bowler

Abhas - LHB - LFM - Bowler

barmyarmy - RHB - RM - Bowler

Dwayne Leverock - RHB - SLA - Bowler

Total: 18 (out of possible 18)

AkshayS (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: ls (+0)
mohit_dude10 (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: m (+0)
Insomniac (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: r (+0)
Kshitiz_Indian (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: f (+0)
Ollie_H (Pure bat) - BAT: l (+5), BOWL: lm (+0)
Little Punter (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: m (+0)
Simbazz (Pure bat) - BAT: r (+10), BOWL: las (+0)
Highlander999 (Keeper) - BAT: r (+6), BOWL: k (+0)
Bhargav (Batting A/R) - BAT: l (+3), BOWL: lf (+2)
Aditya (Batting A/R) - BAT: l (+3), BOWL: r (+2)
ZoraxDoom (Bowling A/R) - BAT: r (+2), BOWL: os (+6)
harrisb (Bowling A/R) - BAT: r (+2), BOWL: ls (+3)
Biggy (Bowling A/R) - BAT: r (+2), BOWL: lf (+3)
Varun (Pure bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: f (+5)
jdeus (Pure bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: r (+5)
Abhas (Pure bowl) - BAT: l (+0), BOWL: l (+5)
barmyarmy (Pure bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: m (+6)
Dwayne Leverock (Pure bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: las (+10)

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I can't believe you took Shrek's Swamp. The audacity!

 

[barmyarmy]

Squatter's rights.

My requirements are:
1) Private dressing room, which is atleast 750 square feet large.

Done but it's 8 miles from the ground.

2) Team expense account with a credit card

I prefer cash. Less easy to trace.

3) I be allowed to bat and bowl when I feel like it, and in whatever style I feel like.

Surely goes without saying.

4) I be allowed to choose where I field, set my own fields, and get a substitute whenever I want.

Same rules for everyone. Don't think anyone plans on fielding.

5) Attend training sessions is optional for me; I have more important business to attend to.

See above.

6) I don't do Public Appearances

As long as you'll come to business meetings with me. That's all I ask.

7) I write my own Press Releases, Public Statements and Interviews

Who doesn't?

8) My weekly salary is non negotiable, and must be paid directly, in the ratio of 35-27-38 to my Cuban, Swiss and Bahama bank accounts respectively.

Going to have to be briefcases I'm afraid. US$ ok?

9) Complete privacy with my private and business affairs.

Unless I want in then ok.

10) My performances go unquestioned, my spot in the starting XI goes unchallenged.

Depends on how you play. I can't let you stay in the side if you start taking wickets or making runs.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Oh the temptation. I was just about to put my John Hancock on the contract with The Legendary Samurai Penguins...

 

[barmyarmy]

I'm also prepared to guarantee that if Meet comes within a 10 mile radius of the ground he'll be shot.
Oh and you can be manager.

 

[MaD]

Colin you stay away from my players before Chucky here gets mad!

 

[Gaurav_7]

Oh and you can be manager.

There. For all his expenses on Zorax, Colin wants a return.

 

[Meet]

I'm also prepared to guarantee that if Meet comes within a 10 mile radius of the ground he'll be shot.

I'll have millions of fans and bodyguards with me.So no chance.

 

[barmyarmy]

Colin you stay away from my players before Chucky here gets mad!

On no account whatsoever. Dwayne could totally take Chuck.

 

[Aditya]

Bieber > Leverock. Now, who agrees with this?

 

[Varun]

I belong here.

 

[barmyarmy]

Dwayne could eat Justin before breakfast. In fact in the picture above he just did.

 

[Bhargav]

Tempting offers here.

 

[Meet]

So what do I get if I join here?

 

[barmyarmy]

I belong here.

Yes you do.
A few questions.

Which is more important to you: winning or getting rich?
Are you bothered by personal statistics or will you willingly throw away your wicket when instructed?
Are you prepared to make fun of every single person we play regardless of race, colour or religion?

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So what do I get if I join here?

A lead sandwich.