Yo momma jokes

[joejoe018]

I've got a few:

Yo momma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit.

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo Momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"


Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

Yo momma so stupid she stared an orange juice bottle for an hour because it said concentrate

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her



That's it you guys and girls post some more!

 

[SiriusBlack]

edited

 

[Champagnepapi]

^ You should get an infraction.

 

[joejoe018]

?????

What?

 

[sanjeevaloria]

LOL great jokes

 

[El Loco]

Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the sofa.

 

[Samuels]

With a hope that people will not cross the line with these jokes, I will post one too.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said 'concentrate'.

 

[GlitchInTheMatrix]

Yo momma so stupid , she really thought @Joejoe18 is David Warner

 

[Earagav]

Yo momma loves Ashes Cricket 2013.

 

[Dipak]

With a hope that people will not cross the line with these jokes, I will post one too.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said 'concentrate'.

That as already in the index.

 

[Samuels]

That as already in the index.

Let me try some fresh ones then:

Yo mama so stupid she thinks India will produce quality seamers.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks WI will produce a quality test team soon.

 

[Ohm]

Yo momma so noob, she request Matt to make c2k7 overlay

Yo momma so stupidnoob, she thinks quantity make her a mod

 

[Abhas]

Yo momma so smart she gave the world someone dumber.
This thread will go nowhere. Closed.