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How many radical feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Or...

It's actually 12:

One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Just for the record, I'm not a radical feminist.
 

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20Km bridge.The bridge can hold 20 tonnes. Only one vehicle can go. A truck of 20 tonnes is moving in the bridge at the middle of bridge a crow sat on the top of the truck and the bridge didn't broke. CAN YOU SAY ME THE ANSWER
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