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Not really been following it but what is going on with Pakistan in NZ. :eek:
 

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Not really been following it but what is going on with Pakistan in NZ. :eek:
Well that's Pakistan for, only they can go from winning a Major trophy for being complete shit.
To be honest I haven't even watched any of the matches because I knew it will be shit lol.
 
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If you had three wishes from a non-tricky genie, what would you wish for?

Where would you go in a time travel machine? Would you stay?
 

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If you had three wishes from a non-tricky genie, what would you wish for?

Where would you go in a time travel machine? Would you stay?
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If you had three wishes from a non-tricky genie, what would you wish for?

Where would you go in a time travel machine? Would you stay?

1. Have power to freeze time and everything.
2. Unlimited Money
3. able to Speak every language in the world
 
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So sorry this forum needs waking up so.... Here goes x x x x

When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?

What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?

If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?

Where do you get your news?

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

What’s wrong but sounds right?

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?

What social stigma does society need to get over?

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?

What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?

What’s the best type of cheese?

What kind of cult would you like to start?

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
 

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@CazCat thank you.

wow that's a lot of questions lol.
I will try and answer them.


When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?
Probably about my life and family or an important events I guess.

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Probably have someone like Adam Sandler in the Terminator and Arnold in wedding singer.
or Ace Ventura with Christopher Nolan's Batman in The Dark Knight lol.

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
I am not a big animal guy but I think a giraffe would be nice if size of a cat.

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
Probably a Pillow or a bed, you won't be able to sleep.

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
Well probably my first security job doing 12 hour shifts, that job was was horrible because the company was crap, pay was dodgy and the job was just not great but at the end I left that job and used the experiences and want on to better jobs now :).

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
Don't really have any but something I put peanut butter on a nan and eat it and not really bother if food is cold or hot.

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?
Well it won't make a difference because government don't really care about people anyway.

What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
Women on a street walking and asking you "You interested"
bunch of chavs on a bikes.
Drunk People on streets.
Homeless people telling you a bullshit story and asking for money.

If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
well it would never happen but it does then probably spend the days with my family or go a a trip somewhere nice with my family.

Where do you get your news?
on the internet like BBC News

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
Spirited Away and The Shawshank Redemption

What’s wrong but sounds right?
Mammoths Were Still Alive when the Pyramids were being built, it's pretty interesting I think.

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
Not sure but recently someone from my workplace just walk out when he had 2 months left to retire lol, he just couldn't be bother.

If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
Assault like ABH and GBH, sometime I just want to kick someone ass so bad but because of the law I just can't.
Violence is the best answer I think.

What social stigma does society need to get over?
this Feminism and PC crap needs to end now.

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
I haven't seem any creative way of people using Emojis sorry lol.

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Probably Salwar Kameez in South Asian countries, they will never go away.

What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider plays the same character is almost all films...Even Jason Statham.

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
well there are lots like Sukhdeep, hardik, and recently that Sri Lankan Cricket call Niroshan Dickwella lol that was funny.

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Well as long as they are pretty not really bother about names

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Probably Football lol, I want to see people play foot when drunk.

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
None, I hate musical.

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Learn Martial Arts.

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Riding hoverboards...God I hate them..Just freaking walk.
Also taking a Selfie on a Tablet lol.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
people they are doing things like dabbing, Hoverboards and playing stupid games like Fortnite

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Probably the one that the pope wears

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Monkeys

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
probably their music, films, TV shows etc.

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
All Weapons like Guns etc.

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
eating unhealthy food.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Can't think of anything because so far all the house I been to are normal.

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
I got a friend who looks abit like that character from little britain(The one is wheelchair)

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A Cat

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
Nothing, I like to just wear normal clothes

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Jumanji (1995) was pretty weird as kid so yeah that kind of scared me a bit.

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Eating vegetables, people use to think that if you are rich then you eat a lot of meat etc but now a days eating more vegetables and healthy is better option.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
that I got into a fight.

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
there are people are have actually made plans for a zombie apocalypse, even The Pentagon have plans.

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
bottle of vodka, box of matches and a cloth I think

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
I don't there are lots but the one about Mickey mouse was quite its goes like this,

So, the divorce attorney said to Mickey Mouse, I understand that you want to divorce Minnie because she's a little silly.

No, said Mickey, I said she's fuc*ing Goofy

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
Not watching Netflix or youtube on computer, be nice and clean shaven, talking or texting on the phone somewhere where the camera can't see you.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
Sometime I say things and then I feel embarrassed at the end so it happens a few times

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
The financial crisis of 2007–2008

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?
one with high speed Internet, 4K TV and Video games.

What’s the best type of cheese?
Probably Mature Cheddar and Mild Cheddar

What kind of cult would you like to start?
A Gamers Cult or a cult people who just works out lol.

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
A very useful tool which made life a lot easier.

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
To Be honest I can't think of none :p

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
McDonalds :rolleyes
 

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