Undoubtedly true; while he had an image of being something of an international laughing stock, that didn't make him any less of a bastardMaybe, you didn't consider this while picking Kim Jong Un II, no less cruel or innocent as a lamb.
Undoubtedly true; while he had an image of being something of an international laughing stock, that didn't make him any less of a bastardMaybe, you didn't consider this while picking Kim Jong Un II, no less cruel or innocent as a lamb.
How did he make the team, you ask? By order of the Peaky fookin’ Blinders8. Thomas Shelby
ASHAM XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
Freddie Mercury lbw b. Turner 28 24 2 1 116.7%
Margaret Thatcher c. China b. Bouncer 30 45 3 1 66.7%
Sharmaji's Son not out 118 112 16 3 105.4%
Adolf Hitler run out (Manhattan) 40 52 3 1 76.9%
Kylie Jenner run out (Ruth) 97 73 13 2 132.9%
Quantum Physics not out 0 3 0 0 0.0%
Inspector Gadget
Thomas Shelby
Bob the Builder
Dolly the Sheep
Baba Ram Rahim
Total: 336/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.72 Extras: 23
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Speedy Gonzales 10.0 0 82 0 8.20 1 0
Bouncer 10.0 0 64 1 6.40 1 1
Doctor Manhattan 9.0 0 63 0 7.00 4 1
VC The Slogger 10.0 0 47 0 4.70 1 2
Timmy Turner 10.0 0 65 1 6.50 2 2
Julius Caesar 1.0 0 8 0 8.00 0 1
EXTRAS Wides: 9 No Balls: 7 Leg Byes: 7 Byes: 0
Total: 336/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.72 Extras: 23
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ASHAM XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
F Mercury M Thatcher þþþþþþþþþþþþ 57 (60)
S Son M Thatcher þþþ 14 (10)
S Son A Hitler þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 108 (99)
S Son K Jenner þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 157 (128)
S Son Q Physics 0 (3)
Fall of Wickets 57/1 71/2 179/3 336/4
Total: 336/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.72 Extras: 23
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
J Robert Oppenheimerlbw b. Jenner 80 67 8 3 119.4%
Super Bass b. Shelby 73 62 7 3 117.7%
Babe Ruth not out 66 78 4 3 84.6%
Doctor Manhattan b. Shelby 15 16 2 0 93.8%
Mahatma Gandhi not out 85 64 15 0 132.8%
VC The Slogger
Julius Caesar
Bouncer
Speedy Gonzales
Timmy Turner
Great Wall Of China
Total: 337/3 Overs: 46.5 Run Rate: 7.20 Extras: 18
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ASHAM XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Baba Ram Rahim 9.0 0 75 0 8.33 2 4
Bob the Builder 7.0 0 48 0 6.86 0 0
Quantum Physics 5.5 0 46 0 7.89 1 1
Thomas Shelby 10.0 0 72 2 7.20 2 1
Kylie Jenner 10.0 1 58 1 5.80 1 0
Dolly the Sheep 5.0 0 32 0 6.40 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 6 No Balls: 6 Leg Byes: 6 Byes: 0
Total: 337/3 Overs: 46.5 Run Rate: 7.20 Extras: 18
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
Oppen'imer S Bass þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 142 (110)
Oppen'imer B Ruth þþþþþþ 25 (25)
Manhattan B Ruth þþþþþþþþþ 38 (41)
M Gandhi B Ruth þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 132 (105)
Fall of Wickets 142/1 167/2 205/3
Total: 337/3 Overs: 46.5 Run Rate: 7.20 Extras: 18
ASHAM XI 336/4 50.0 overs
NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI 337/3 46.5 overs
Na Maloom Afraad XI won by 7 wickets
Man of the match: Mahatma Gandhi
Baba Ram Rahim turns out to be a Fraud here too.
ASHAM XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
Freddie Mercury lbw b. Tandelki 232 180 32 5 128.9%
Margaret Thatcher lbw b. Froome 22 28 3 0 78.6%
Sharmaji's Son c. Wickie b. Froome 33 34 6 0 97.1%
Adolf Hitler c. Batman b. Un 53 58 3 3 91.4%
Kylie Jenner not out 4 3 1 0 133.3%
Quantum Physics not out 4 1 1 0 400.0%
Inspector Gadget
Thomas Shelby
Bob the Builder
Dolly the Sheep
Donald Trump
Total: 363/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.26 Extras: 15
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AISLABIE XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Jason Belmonte 10.0 0 49 0 4.90 0 1
Mr. Potato Head 10.0 0 78 0 7.80 0 1
Alastair Campbell 10.0 0 75 0 7.50 3 3
Chris Froome 10.0 0 76 2 7.60 0 0
Kim Jong Un 7.0 2 52 1 7.43 1 0
S. Tandelki 3.0 0 27 1 9.00 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 4 No Balls: 5 Leg Byes: 5 Byes: 1
Total: 363/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.26 Extras: 15
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ASHAM XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
F Mercury M Thatcher þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 74 (68)
F Mercury S Son þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 115 (89)
F Mercury A Hitler þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 158 (134)
K Jenner A Hitler þþ 12 (8)
K Jenner Q Physics þ 4 (1)
Fall of Wickets 74/1 189/2 347/3 359/4
Total: 363/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.26 Extras: 15
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AISLABIE XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
LEGO Batman c. Trump b. Shelby 15 18 1 0 83.3%
Kim Jong Un lbw b. Shelby 52 61 6 1 85.2%
Jesus Christ c. Mercury b. Jenner 52 48 7 1 108.3%
S. Tandelki b. Builder 115 99 13 2 116.2%
Steeler not out 83 73 8 3 113.7%
The Whomping Willow not out 11 5 1 1 220.0%
Mr. Potato Head
Chris Froome
Alastair Campbell
Jason Belmonte
Automatic Wickie
Total: 342/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.84 Extras: 14
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ASHAM XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Donald Trump 10.0 0 77 0 7.70 1 0
Bob the Builder 10.0 0 74 1 7.40 0 1
Quantum Physics 6.0 0 43 0 7.17 0 1
Thomas Shelby 10.0 2 51 2 5.10 0 1
Dolly the Sheep 6.0 0 56 0 9.33 2 1
Kylie Jenner 8.0 0 36 1 4.50 1 1
EXTRAS Wides: 4 No Balls: 5 Leg Byes: 1 Byes: 4
Total: 342/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.84 Extras: 14
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AISLABIE XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
L Batman K Un þþþþþþþþ 44 (46)
J Christ K Un þþþþþþþþþþþþ 65 (61)
J Christ S Tandelki þþþþþþþþ 44 (46)
S Steeler S Tandelki þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 178 (142)
S Steeler T Willow þþ 11 (5)
Fall of Wickets 44/1 109/2 153/3 331/4
ASHAM XI 363/4 50.0 overs
AISLABIE XI 342/4 50.0 overs
Asham XI won by 21 runs
Man of the match: Freddie Mercury
NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
J Robert Oppenheimerc. Sanders b. Goli 19 12 2 1 158.3%
Super Bass lbw b. Holmes 81 82 11 0 98.8%
Babe Ruth c. Neo b. Holmes 148 116 25 2 127.6%
Doctor Manhattan lbw b. Obelix 32 23 4 1 139.1%
Mahatma Gandhi not out 47 47 6 1 100.0%
VC The Slogger c. Cena b. Sanders 33 18 6 1 183.3%
Julius Caesar not out 22 11 3 1 200.0%
Bouncer
Speedy Gonzales
Timmy Turner
Great Wall Of China
Total: 397/5 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.94 Extras: 15
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CEREALKILLER XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Goli 10.0 0 89 1 8.90 3 1
Asterix 9.0 0 75 0 8.33 0 0
Obelix 10.0 0 67 1 6.70 1 1
Sherlock Holmes 10.0 0 82 2 8.20 2 1
"Turnie" Sanders 10.0 0 69 1 6.90 2 0
Schrodinger's Bat 1.0 0 12 0 12.00 1 0
EXTRAS Wides: 9 No Balls: 3 Leg Byes: 3 Byes: 0
Total: 397/5 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.94 Extras: 15
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
Oppen'imer S Bass þþþþ 23 (18)
B Ruth S Bass þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 191 (157)
B Ruth Manhattan þþþþþþþþþþ 57 (40)
B Ruth M Gandhi þþþþþ 28 (18)
V Slogger M Gandhi þþþþþþþþþþ 55 (43)
J Caesar M Gandhi þþþþþþþ 43 (24)
Fall of Wickets 23/1 214/2 271/3 299/4 354/5
Total: 397/5 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 7.94 Extras: 15
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CEREALKILLER XI innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
John Cena lbw b. Bouncer 117 126 15 2 92.9%
Geralt of Rivia c. Manhattan b. Turner 27 30 2 0 90.0%
Neo b. Bouncer 11 30 0 0 36.7%
David Cameron c. Ruth b. Gonzales 30 26 3 1 115.4%
Sherlock Holmes not out 92 69 14 2 133.3%
Schrodinger's Bat not out 31 23 5 1 134.8%
Obelix
Khadim Rizvi
"Turnie" Sanders
Asterix
Goli
Total: 324/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.48 Extras: 16
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Speedy Gonzales 10.0 1 60 1 6.00 0 2
Bouncer 10.0 0 41 2 4.10 2 1
Doctor Manhattan 8.0 0 72 0 9.00 0 1
VC The Slogger 10.0 0 64 0 6.40 2 0
Timmy Turner 10.0 1 60 1 6.00 0 2
Julius Caesar 2.0 0 21 0 10.50 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 4 No Balls: 6 Leg Byes: 5 Byes: 1
Total: 324/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.48 Extras: 16
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CEREALKILLER XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
J Cena G Rivia þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 60 (56)
J Cena N Neo þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 45 (65)
J Cena D Cameron þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 60 (55)
J Cena S Holmes þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 73 (75)
S Bat S Holmes þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 86 (49)
Fall of Wickets 60/1 105/2 165/3 238/4
Total: 324/4 Overs: 50.0 Run Rate: 6.48 Extras: 16
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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI 397/5 50.0 overs
CEREALKILLER XI 324/4 50.0 overs
Na Maloom Afraad XI won by 73 runs
Man of the match: Babe Ruth
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Freddie Mercury became the first person to make a double century in zero gravity conditions, as he went on to make 232. Besides Jason Belmonte, no one was able to contain him