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Maybe, you didn't consider this while picking Kim Jong Un II, no less cruel or innocent as a lamb.
Undoubtedly true; while he had an image of being something of an international laughing stock, that didn't make him any less of a bastard
 

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@Asham 's XI vs @Na Maloom Afraad 's XI

Asham's XI

1. :eng::bat:Freddie Mercury
2. :eng: :bat:Margaret Thatcher
3. :ind::bat:Sharmaji's Son
4. :goldo: :bat: Adolf Hitler
5. :usa::ar: Kylie Jenner
6. :aus: :bat::bwl::ar::wkb::wk::arwk::c: Quantum Physics
7. :eng: :wk: Inspector Gadget
8. :eng::ar: Thomas Shelby
9. :eng: :bwl: Bob The Builder
10. :sco::bwl: Dolly The Sheep
11. :ind::bwl: Baba Ram Rahim

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Na Maloom Afraad's XI

01 - :bat: J. Robert Oppenheimer
02 - :bat: Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
03 - :bat: Babe Ruth
04 - :ar: Doctor Manhattan
05 - :bat: Mahatma Gandhi
06 - :ar: VC the slogger
07 - :bat: Julius Caesar :c:
08 - :bwl: Bouncer
09 - :bwl: Speedy Gonzales
10 - :bwl: Timmy Turner
11 - :wk: The Great Wall of China


ASHAM's XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BAT FIRST

Code:
ASHAM XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Freddie Mercury     lbw            b. Turner       28    24    2    1  116.7%
Margaret Thatcher   c. China       b. Bouncer      30    45    3    1   66.7%
Sharmaji's Son      not out                       118   112   16    3  105.4%
Adolf Hitler        run out (Manhattan)            40    52    3    1   76.9%
Kylie Jenner        run out (Ruth)                 97    73   13    2  132.9%
Quantum Physics     not out                         0     3    0    0    0.0%
Inspector Gadget                                 
Thomas Shelby                                     
Bob the Builder                                   
Dolly the Sheep                                   
Baba Ram Rahim                                   

 Total:  336/4       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  6.72      Extras:  23   
 
                                     -X-

NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Speedy Gonzales      10.0      0      82      0      8.20     1      0 
Bouncer              10.0      0      64      1      6.40     1      1 
Doctor Manhattan      9.0      0      63      0      7.00     4      1 
VC The Slogger       10.0      0      47      0      4.70     1      2 
Timmy Turner         10.0      0      65      1      6.50     2      2 
Julius Caesar         1.0      0       8      0      8.00     0      1 


EXTRAS           Wides: 9      No Balls: 7      Leg Byes: 7      Byes: 0 

Total: 336/4          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 6.72      Extras: 23 
                                     -X-

ASHAM XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
F Mercury     M Thatcher   þþþþþþþþþþþþ                              57 (60)
S Son         M Thatcher   þþþ                                       14 (10)
S Son         A Hitler     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                 108 (99)
S Son         K Jenner     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      157 (128)
S Son         Q Physics                                               0 (3)


     Fall of Wickets    57/1      71/2      179/3     336/4     
                                                                         

 Total:  336/4       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  6.72     Extras:  23   
 
                                     -X-

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Learn from Sharmaji's Son! Look at him. He scored a century, while you are just browsing Planet Cricket. Kylie Jenner also helped him with a blistering knock of 97.

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VC the Slogger did his best to stop the runs, but couldn't take wickets

Code:
NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
J Robert Oppenheimerlbw            b. Jenner       80    67    8    3  119.4%
Super Bass                         b. Shelby       73    62    7    3  117.7%
Babe Ruth           not out                        66    78    4    3   84.6%
Doctor Manhattan                   b. Shelby       15    16    2    0   93.8%
Mahatma Gandhi      not out                        85    64   15    0  132.8%
VC The Slogger       
Julius Caesar       
Bouncer             
Speedy Gonzales     
Timmy Turner         
Great Wall Of China 

 Total:  337/3       Overs:  46.5          Run Rate:  7.20      Extras:  18   
 
                                     -X-

ASHAM XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Baba Ram Rahim        9.0      0      75      0      8.33     2      4 
Bob the Builder       7.0      0      48      0      6.86     0      0 
Quantum Physics       5.5      0      46      0      7.89     1      1 
Thomas Shelby        10.0      0      72      2      7.20     2      1 
Kylie Jenner         10.0      1      58      1      5.80     1      0 
Dolly the Sheep       5.0      0      32      0      6.40     0      0 


EXTRAS           Wides: 6      No Balls: 6      Leg Byes: 6      Byes: 0 

Total: 337/3          Overs: 46.5         Run Rate: 7.20      Extras: 18 
                                     -X-


NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
Oppen'imer    S Bass       þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      142 (110)
Oppen'imer    B Ruth       þþþþþþ                                    25 (25)
Manhattan     B Ruth       þþþþþþþþþ                                 38 (41)
M Gandhi      B Ruth       þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ         132 (105)


     Fall of Wickets    142/1     167/2     205/3               
                                                                         

 Total:  337/3       Overs:  46.5         Run Rate:  7.20     Extras:  18

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Mahatma Gandhi took his non-violent satyagraha skills to the pitch as he cause massive unrest in the Asham XI. He was not at all violent, as he only hit 15 fours in his innings of 85. Babe Ruth, Super Bass and J. Robert also had their hands in the victory.


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ASHAM XI             336/4     50.0 overs
NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI  337/3     46.5 overs
   
Na Maloom Afraad XI won by 7 wickets
 
Man of the match: Mahatma Gandhi
 

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In a SHOCKING turn of events, Kim Jong-Il has succumbed to illness and will be replaced by his son, the Great Marshal Kim Jong-Un.

The younger Kim shall serve as our beloved captain, and bowls leg-breaks because of course he'll break your damn legs if you get in his way
 

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Geralt of Rivia replaces Lionel Tribbey
 

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The matches will be posted in some time. Was a little busy.
 

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@Asham 's XI vs @Aislabie 's XI

Asham's XI

1. :eng::bat:Freddie Mercury
2. :eng: :bat:Margaret Thatcher
3. :ind::bat:Sharmaji's Son
4. :goldo: :bat: Adolf Hitler
5. :usa::ar: Kylie Jenner
6. :aus: :bat::bwl::ar::wkb::wk::arwk::c: Quantum Physics
7. :eng: :wk: Inspector Gadget
8. :eng::ar: Thomas Shelby
9. :eng: :bwl: Bob The Builder
10. :sco::bwl: Dolly The Sheep
11. :usa: :bwl: Donald Trump

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Aislabie's XI

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:bat: LEGO Batman (RHB)
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:ar: Kim Jong Un :c: (RHB, LS)
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:bat: Jesus Christ (RHB, TEAS)
4.
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:bat: S. Tandelki (RHB, LS)
5.
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:bat: Steeler (LHB)
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:bat: The Whomping Willow (MHB)
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:ar: Mr Potato Head (RHB, RM)
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:bwl: Chris Froome (RHB, LS)
9.
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:bwl: Alastair Campbell (RHB, OS)
10.
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:bwl: Jason Belmonte (RHB, RMF/LMF)
11.
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:wk: Automatic Wickie (LMS)


AISLABIE XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST

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ASHAM XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
Freddie Mercury     lbw            b. Tandelki    232   180   32    5  128.9%
Margaret Thatcher   lbw            b. Froome       22    28    3    0   78.6%
Sharmaji's Son      c. Wickie      b. Froome       33    34    6    0   97.1%
Adolf Hitler        c. Batman      b. Un           53    58    3    3   91.4%
Kylie Jenner        not out                         4     3    1    0  133.3%
Quantum Physics     not out                         4     1    1    0  400.0%
Inspector Gadget                                 
Thomas Shelby                                     
Bob the Builder                                   
Dolly the Sheep                                   
Donald Trump                                     

 Total:  363/4       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  7.26      Extras:  15   
 
                                     -X-

AISLABIE XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Jason Belmonte       10.0      0      49      0      4.90     0      1 
Mr. Potato Head      10.0      0      78      0      7.80     0      1 
Alastair Campbell    10.0      0      75      0      7.50     3      3 
Chris Froome         10.0      0      76      2      7.60     0      0 
Kim Jong Un           7.0      2      52      1      7.43     1      0 
S. Tandelki           3.0      0      27      1      9.00     0      0 


EXTRAS           Wides: 4      No Balls: 5      Leg Byes: 5      Byes: 1 

Total: 363/4          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 7.26      Extras: 15 
                                     -X-


ASHAM XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
F Mercury     M Thatcher   þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                          74 (68)
F Mercury     S Son        þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                115 (89)
F Mercury     A Hitler     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      158 (134)
K Jenner      A Hitler     þþ                                        12 (8)
K Jenner      Q Physics    þ                                          4 (1)


     Fall of Wickets    74/1      189/2     347/3     359/4     
                                                                         

 Total:  363/4       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  7.26     Extras:  15   
 
                                     -X-

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Freddie Mercury became the first person to make a double century in zero gravity conditions, as he went on to make 232. Besides Jason Belmonte, no one was able to contain him.

Code:
AISLABIE XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
LEGO Batman         c. Trump       b. Shelby       15    18    1    0   83.3%
Kim Jong Un         lbw            b. Shelby       52    61    6    1   85.2%
Jesus Christ        c. Mercury     b. Jenner       52    48    7    1  108.3%
S. Tandelki                        b. Builder     115    99   13    2  116.2%
Steeler             not out                        83    73    8    3  113.7%
The Whomping Willow not out                        11     5    1    1  220.0%
Mr. Potato Head     
Chris Froome         
Alastair Campbell   
Jason Belmonte       
Automatic Wickie     

 Total:  342/4       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  6.84      Extras:  14   
 
                                     -X-

ASHAM XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Donald Trump         10.0      0      77      0      7.70     1      0 
Bob the Builder      10.0      0      74      1      7.40     0      1 
Quantum Physics       6.0      0      43      0      7.17     0      1 
Thomas Shelby        10.0      2      51      2      5.10     0      1 
Dolly the Sheep       6.0      0      56      0      9.33     2      1 
Kylie Jenner          8.0      0      36      1      4.50     1      1 


EXTRAS           Wides: 4      No Balls: 5      Leg Byes: 1      Byes: 4 

Total: 342/4          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 6.84      Extras: 14 
                                     -X-


AISLABIE XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
L Batman      K Un         þþþþþþþþ                                  44 (46)
J Christ      K Un         þþþþþþþþþþþþ                              65 (61)
J Christ      S Tandelki   þþþþþþþþ                                  44 (46)
S Steeler     S Tandelki   þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      178 (142)
S Steeler     T Willow     þþ                                        11 (5)


     Fall of Wickets    44/1      109/2     153/3     331/4

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While Steeler and S. Tandelki tried their level best, they fell 21 runs short. The slow batting from Kim Jong Un did hurt the Aislabie XI. Kylie Jenner and Thomas Shelby were wonderful in stopping the batsmen.


Code:
ASHAM XI             363/4     50.0 overs
AISLABIE XI          342/4     50.0 overs
   
Asham XI won by 21 runs
 
Man of the match: Freddie Mercury
 

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@CerealKiller 's XI vs @Na Maloom Afraad 's XI

CerealKiller's XI

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John Cena :bat:
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Geralt of Rivia :bat:
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Neo :wkb:
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David Cameron :bat:
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Sherlock Holmes :ar: :c:
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Schrödinger's Bat :bat:
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Obelix :ar:
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Khadim Rizvi :bat:
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Bernie "Turnie" Sanders :bwl:
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Asterix :bwl:
11.
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Goli :bwl:


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Na Maloom Afraad's XI

01 - :bat: J. Robert Oppenheimer
02 - :bat: Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
03 - :bat: Babe Ruth
04 - :ar: Doctor Manhattan
05 - :bat: Mahatma Gandhi
06 - :ar: VC the slogger
07 - :bat: Julius Caesar :c:
08 - :bwl: Bouncer
09 - :bwl: Speedy Gonzales
10 - :bwl: Timmy Turner
11 - :wk: The Great Wall of China


CEREALKILLER XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST

Code:
NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
J Robert Oppenheimerc. Sanders     b. Goli         19    12    2    1  158.3%
Super Bass          lbw            b. Holmes       81    82   11    0   98.8%
Babe Ruth           c. Neo         b. Holmes      148   116   25    2  127.6%
Doctor Manhattan    lbw            b. Obelix       32    23    4    1  139.1%
Mahatma Gandhi      not out                        47    47    6    1  100.0%
VC The Slogger      c. Cena        b. Sanders      33    18    6    1  183.3%
Julius Caesar       not out                        22    11    3    1  200.0%
Bouncer                                           
Speedy Gonzales                                   
Timmy Turner                                     
Great Wall Of China                               

 Total:  397/5       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  7.94      Extras:  15   
 
                                     -X-

CEREALKILLER XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Goli                 10.0      0      89      1      8.90     3      1 
Asterix               9.0      0      75      0      8.33     0      0 
Obelix               10.0      0      67      1      6.70     1      1 
Sherlock Holmes      10.0      0      82      2      8.20     2      1 
"Turnie" Sanders     10.0      0      69      1      6.90     2      0 
Schrodinger's Bat     1.0      0      12      0     12.00     1      0 


EXTRAS           Wides: 9      No Balls: 3      Leg Byes: 3      Byes: 0 

Total: 397/5          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 7.94      Extras: 15 
                                     -X-


NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
Oppen'imer    S Bass       þþþþ                                      23 (18)
B Ruth        S Bass       þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      191 (157)
B Ruth        Manhattan    þþþþþþþþþþ                                57 (40)
B Ruth        M Gandhi     þþþþþ                                     28 (18)
V Slogger     M Gandhi     þþþþþþþþþþ                                55 (43)
J Caesar      M Gandhi     þþþþþþþ                                   43 (24)


     Fall of Wickets    23/1      214/2     271/3     299/4     354/5
                                                                         

 Total:  397/5       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  7.94     Extras:  15   
 
                                     -X-

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Babe Ruth used all his baseball experience and took all the bowlers of CerealKiller's XI to the cleaners. Mahatma Gandhi and Super Bass continued their good form.

Code:
CEREALKILLER XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
John Cena           lbw            b. Bouncer     117   126   15    2   92.9%
Geralt of Rivia     c. Manhattan   b. Turner       27    30    2    0   90.0%
Neo                                b. Bouncer      11    30    0    0   36.7%
David Cameron       c. Ruth        b. Gonzales     30    26    3    1  115.4%
Sherlock Holmes     not out                        92    69   14    2  133.3%
Schrodinger's Bat   not out                        31    23    5    1  134.8%
Obelix               
Khadim Rizvi         
"Turnie" Sanders     
Asterix             
Goli                 

 Total:  324/4       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  6.48      Extras:  16   
 
                                     -X-

NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Speedy Gonzales      10.0      1      60      1      6.00     0      2 
Bouncer              10.0      0      41      2      4.10     2      1 
Doctor Manhattan      8.0      0      72      0      9.00     0      1 
VC The Slogger       10.0      0      64      0      6.40     2      0 
Timmy Turner         10.0      1      60      1      6.00     0      2 
Julius Caesar         2.0      0      21      0     10.50     0      0 


EXTRAS           Wides: 4      No Balls: 6      Leg Byes: 5      Byes: 1 

Total: 324/4          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 6.48      Extras: 16 
                                     -X-


CEREALKILLER XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Cena        G Rivia      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                  60 (56)
J Cena        N Neo        þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                        45 (65)
J Cena        D Cameron    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                  60 (55)
J Cena        S Holmes     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ             73 (75)
S Bat         S Holmes     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ       86 (49)


     Fall of Wickets    60/1      105/2     165/3     238/4     
                                                                         

 Total:  324/4       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  6.48     Extras:  16   
 

 

                                     -X-

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The Invisible, John Cena made a blistering hundred, and tried to take his team to a win. Also, Sherlock Holmes showed his elementary skills of cricket, hitting 92 in just 69. But the target was just too much.

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The bouncer didn't allow anyone who was not on the list to bat for long.


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NA MALOOM AFRAAD XI  397/5     50.0 overs
CEREALKILLER XI      324/4     50.0 overs
   
Na Maloom Afraad XI won by 73 runs
 
Man of the match: Babe Ruth           

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Freddie Mercury: Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time

Freddie Mercury became the first person to make a double century in zero gravity conditions, as he went on to make 232. Besides Jason Belmonte, no one was able to contain him
 

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