Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Cricketman]

Downright Donkeys Team Discussion and Free Milkshake Thread 2008-2009​

In the immortal words of Tassie:

To all of the people that have signed up to this great club, welcome, and may your career be long and prosperous. To all of the people that haven't, please leave the thread before I unchain the dogs.

The Squad:

Player: Cricketman [B](Captain)[/B]
Bat: LHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure Bat

Player: Leicester Fox
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Player: Giggity Giggity
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Name: iloveireland
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB
Bowling: SLA

Name: KBChandraw
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB
Bowling: Leggies

Player: Mankey28
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RH
Bowling: Leggies

Player: tassietiger
Bat: RHB
Bowl: Pies
Playing Role: Wicket Keeper

Player: Zoraxdoom
Bat: RHB
Bowl: LBG
Playing Role: Bowling - allrounder

Name: skateboarder
Preference: Pure all-rounder
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RFM

Player: Pal
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure bowler


Name: Therbs
Preference: Pure Bowler
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RF


Player: Whitehornmatt
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RHB 
Bowling: RF

Player: Panda
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: RFM

Player: Spinksy
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: Leg Spin

Player: Burnsy1
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RH
Bowling: Offies

Welcome Donkeys, returning and new comers! All discussion shall be held in the bowling alley downtown, while this thread shall be filled with fluff to give the impression of us actually caring!

Ofcourse, thanks to our sponsors -
Kool Mints - Despite spelling 'cool' with a K -which is criminally uncool- they continue to be loyal and long-serving sponsors. Mainly because no one else will buy their junk. Pal attributes his sucesses last season to the use of Kool mints on and off the field, while BarmyArmy claims it's his pure skill but we all know that his breath really isn't that minty fresh.
Advanced Hair Studios - We've got better hair than the Soakers, Indian Warriors and the Pakistani Legends combined. Yea, I said it.
God - Where would we be without the big man? If rain were programmed into Cricsim, all our games would be mini-typhoons. But since they aren't, he just helps us scam Satan.

And our team kits:

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Note: I've basically copied the first post of the 2007/08 thread but rest assured, some changes will be happening!

Lets go Donkeys!

 

[Panda]

Where is my free milk shake? I've got a bottle of Vodka thats just screaming out to be mixed in.

 

[tassietiger]

Change as much as you like of that first post, I can't believe that rubbish I wrote a couple of years ago is still doing the rounds to be honest. Needs an update desperately.

 

[Kiko_97]

I can make a better kit.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Go ahead then. We are the Donkeys, we are all about change. Well, not really, but then again, we aren't about anything...

 

[Cricketman]

We need to get our spam on boys. Some teams have 10+ pages already, I call for a spamming session.

Lets count to one hundred, in words, and each number has to go with some sort of sentence -

One is the number of gloves that I own. Need to sort that out.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Two is the number of gloves I own. Hah. Pwned. Take that.
I also own two of something else...

 

[Cricketman]

Pads?

Three is the number of balls I have.


Cricket balls, that is.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Four - Rhymes with Door.

 

[Kiko_97]

Five is the amount of living organisms in my house, two cats and me mu mum and my sister.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Six is Cricketman's batting average.

 

[Kiko_97]

Seven is the amount of days I will be in Spain for.

 

[Cricketman]

Eight is the number of times i've tapped Zorax's mom's shoulder.

 

[Cricketman]

This is not spam.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Nine is how old Cricketman looks...not including above the waist.