Knock knock and others

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Coleen
Coleen who?
Coleen yourself you look filthy!

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone know my name?

Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.

Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?
From a jungle sale.

How did they divide the Roman Empire?
With a pair of Caesars.

: B)
And plenty more to come from the "laughing boy"Mr Basit.

 

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

Well? Anyone got a comment?

 

[killa_stiky2002]

Haha, 7/10 :

 

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

Wait I've got PLENTY more.

Knock Knock
who's there?
Wooden shoe
wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

What's a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-koala

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.

What do scottish toads play?
hopscotch.

And what is a snail?
a slug with a crash helmet.

: B)