Matches Posted NO CRICKETERS ODI League | Kim Jong Un? Speedy? Christ? Gandhi?

[Aislabie]

I am definitely in. I was just sleeping

 

[Yash.]

Sure, also I need to edit my lineup, Can I?

Yup.

Please don’t remove Quantum Physics. Its an awesome pick

 

[Yash.]

Since there is no reply from El Loco. I'm removing his team to allow for Cereal's.

 

[Yash.]

THE NO CRICKETER'S LEAGUE

Round 1

@Na Maloom Afraad vs @Asham
@Aislabie vs @CerealKiller

Please post whether you want to change lineups or not.

RULES - No person with a Cricinfo Profile.
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[Aislabie]

@Aislabie 's XI
1.

LEGO Batman (RHB)
2.

Kim Jong Il (RHB, RF)
3.

Jesus Christ (RHB, TEAS)
4.

S. Tandelki (RHB, LS)
5.

Steeler (LHB)
6.

The Whomping Willow (MHB)
7.

Mr Potato Head (RHB, RM)
8.

Chris Froome (RHB, LS)
9.

Alastair Campbell (RHB, OS)
10.

Jason Belmonte (RHB, RMF/LMF)
11.

Automatic Wickie (LMS)

I'm going to stick with this XI for the time being, but Kim Jong Il does not tolerate poor performances.

 

[CerealKiller]

No change

 

[Yash.]

@Aislabie 's XI vs @CerealKiller 's XI

Aislabie's XI

1.

LEGO Batman (RHB)
2.

Kim Jong Il (RHB, RF)
3.

Jesus Christ (RHB, TEAS)
4.

S. Tandelki (RHB, LS)
5.

Steeler (LHB)
6.

The Whomping Willow (MHB)
7.

Mr Potato Head (RHB, RM)
8.

Chris Froome (RHB, LS)
9.

Alastair Campbell (RHB, OS)
10.

Jason Belmonte (RHB, RMF/LMF)
11.

Automatic Wickie (LMS)

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CerealKiller's XI

1.

John Cena
2.

Lionel Tribbey
3.

Neo
4.

David Cameron
5.

Sherlock Holmes Right arm legbreak
6.

Schrödinger's Bat
7.

Obelix Right arm fast-medium
8.

Khadim Rizvi
9.

Bernie "Turnie" Sanders Right arm legbreak
10.

Asterix Right arm fast
11.

Goli Right arm fast-medium

AISLABIE's XI WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST

CEREALKILLER XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
John Cena           c. Steeler     b. Il           14    14    3    0  100.0%
Lionel Tribbey      st Wickie      b. Froome       24    28    2    0   85.7%
Neo                 c. Wickie      b. Campbell     23    18    4    0  127.8%
David Cameron       c. Willow      b. Campbell     46    56    3    2   82.1%
Sherlock Holmes     c. Wickie      b. Belmonte     42    75    3    0   56.0%
Schrodinger's Bat   not out                        66    60    4    4  110.0%
Obelix              c. Belmonte    b. Campbell     13     8    0    2  162.5%
Khadim Rizvi        c. Willow      b. Belmonte     24    44    1    0   54.5%
"Turnie" Sanders    not out                         0     2    0    0    0.0%
Asterix                                           
Goli                                             
 
 Total:  273/7       Overs:  50.0          Run Rate:  5.46      Extras:  21   
 
                                     -X-

AISLABIE XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Jason Belmonte       10.0      0      38      2      3.80     1      1
Kim Jong Il          10.0      0      87      1      8.70     2      1
Mr. Potato Head      10.0      0      41      0      4.10     1      0
Alastair Campbell    10.0      0      50      3      5.00     0      1
Chris Froome         10.0      0      44      1      4.40     1      0
 
 
EXTRAS           Wides: 5      No Balls: 3      Leg Byes: 8      Byes: 5

Total: 273/7          Overs: 50.0         Run Rate: 5.46      Extras: 21
                                     -X-
 

CEREALKILLER XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
J Cena        L Tribbey    þþþþþþþþþþ                                24 (19)
N Neo         L Tribbey    þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                        43 (35)
D Cameron     L Tribbey    þþþþþþþþþ                                 22 (19)
D Cameron     S Holmes     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ               62 (93)
S Bat         S Holmes     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                           36 (44)
S Bat         O Obelix     þþþþþþþ                                   18 (11)
S Bat         K Rizvi      þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                  56 (71)
S Bat         " Sanders    þþþþþ                                     12 (8)


     Fall of Wickets    24/1      67/2      89/3      151/4     187/5
                        205/6     261/7                                   

 Total:  273/7       Overs:  50.0         Run Rate:  5.46     Extras:  21   
 
                                     -X-

Schrodinger's Bat did some good batting after his team did not perform to their potential. John Cena had some fun in the start, but his running was terrible as his partners couldn't see him.

Jason Belmonte's both hand swinging deliveries were very hard for the batsmen to play.

AISLABIE XI innings

Player              Status                        Runs  Blls  4s   6s    S/R
LEGO Batman         c. Neo         b. Sanders      58    68    4    1   85.3%
Kim Jong Il                        b. Obelix       13    11    2    0  118.2%
Jesus Christ        c. Goli        b. Holmes      110   129    9    4   85.3%
S. Tandelki         c. Rizvi       b. Holmes       28    48    1    1   58.3%
Steeler             not out                        30    26    3    1  115.4%
The Whomping Willow not out                        11     6    2    0  183.3%
Mr. Potato Head     
Chris Froome         
Alastair Campbell   
Jason Belmonte       
Automatic Wickie     
 
 Total:  275/4       Overs:  47.1          Run Rate:  5.83      Extras:  25   
 
                                     -X-

CEREALKILLER XI Bowling

Player               Overs   Mdns    Runs   Wkts      E/R    Wds    NBs
Goli                 10.0      0      49      0      4.90     1      1
Asterix               8.0      0      67      0      8.38     0      2
Obelix               10.0      0      58      1      5.80     1      0
Sherlock Holmes      10.0      1      52      2      5.20     2      2
"Turnie" Sanders      9.1      0      35      1      3.82     1      1
 
 
EXTRAS           Wides: 5      No Balls: 6      Leg Byes: 10     Byes: 4

Total: 275/4          Overs: 47.1         Run Rate: 5.83      Extras: 25
                                     -X-
 

AISLABIE XI Partnerships

Batsmen                                                            Runs (Balls)
L Batman      K Il         þþþþþþþ                                   23 (20)
L Batman      J Christ     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ      104 (113)
S Tandelki    J Christ     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                    68 (96)
S Steeler     J Christ     þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ                     63 (42)
S Steeler     T Willow     þþþþþ                                     17 (12)


     Fall of Wickets    23/1      127/2     195/3     258/4     
                                                                          

 Total:  275/4       Overs:  47.1         Run Rate:  5.83     Extras:  25

Cause what can you do when you are bowling to a God? He hit the first hundred of this Ultimate Championship. Turnie Sanders could delay the inevitable a bit, but Aislabie's XI were far too strong.

CEREALKILLER XI      273/7     50.0 overs
AISLABIE XI          275/4     47.1 overs
  
Aislabie XI won by 6 wickets
 
Man of the match: Jesus Christ

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[Aislabie]

I simply cannot be cross with a performance like that - divine stuff

 

[Asham]

Just wanted some of the changes, hope you're ok with it.


1. Freddie Mercury
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. Sharmaji's Son
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Kylie Jenner
6. Quantum Physics
7. Inspector Gadget
8. Thomas Shelby
9. Bob The Builder
10. Dolly The Sheep
11. Baba Ram Rahim

 

[Master Bates]

This is too funny!

Baba Ram Rahim

And this one is just too good

 

[Asham]

I wanted to add some more controversial faces in the team, but that could make the entire team controversial. So, just took him for the balance(Baller).

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

No way I'm changing a combination like that. Unhindered we go.

 

[Aislabie]

4. Adolf Hitler

I mean, one of the only rules in that draft was to keep picks in good taste, and to just generally not pick genocidal despots. But this isn't the draft, so meh

 

[Asham]

I mean, one of the only rules in that draft was to keep picks in good taste and to just generally not pick genocidal despots. But this isn't the draft, so meh

Maybe, you didn't consider this while picking Kim Jong Un II, no less cruel or innocent as a lamb.

 

[CerealKiller]

Fake match, Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il can’t possibly perform that terribly! Death to the traitor who simulated this match!