The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

embi said:
Careful what you say Spinny...The old boys might be a bit distraught after their whopping at home last week :D

I am sure I said this somewhere else, but here we go again...

I was too ill to get online last week to set my orders for the game against you. Therefore my team was crap.

I'll give you a rematch sometime to prove I am better
 
I've decided, Ludlam will make his debut tomorrow, along with Dodd, Stone, Stiles and Otto as my other bowlers. I should get my highest ever ratings tomorrow. I'm hoping for:

Old Wulfs
Top Order: proficient
Middle Order: respectable
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: respectable
Spin Bowling: competant/respectable
Fielding: feeble
 
The Spin said:
Ive a game with GrayNicolls' Norfolk N Chance. He says he could thrash me...

Time to teach him a lesson :p

Rubbish. You're going to get the battering of your life once Dominic East gets going. And Ron Mansell will rip you apart with the ball.

:p
 
Guys i think i have a bad news...

some of his bowlers popped last monday i think... now his reporters summary is...

Camel Toe CC
Top Order: strong
Middle Order: competent
Lower Order: woeful
Seam Bowling: wonderful
Spin Bowling: wonderful
Fielding: feeble
 
kuttakumar said:
I started from game 5 of last season.Only my second season.....

This is my 3rd Season! I think my team has grown well in this time! With the bargain of Phil Harley & the trained players, the team looks fairly strong now! :)
 
Its my first season :) Tmrw is the first ever match for my " HuntingTigers " against pacersXI..... ( a friendly match )!The thing is no training has been done as i got the team only yesterday! :) The team looks very fresh now without any net practice :p
 
BT Multi-View has been brought back! Will be interesting to see what effect if any it will have on the speed of the site, considering how slow it made the previous one! I wont be here tomorrow while the games are going on, if someone could report back on how well (or not) it goes then please do so! If not then I will try and check it out either for the Aussie games tonight or the WI games tomorrow when I am back.
 
I'll try as I'm your opponent tomorrow ;)

Should be interesting to see how well it goes, i'm not expecting a win just a benchmark on how my team has improved since our last encounter.
 
heres the reporters summary, is it just me or are all the remarks negative? :P

Date: 02/02/2007 Ground: Khan's XI CG
Pitch: Hard and Fast Weather: [partially cloudy and humid]
sunshine won the toss and elected to bat.
Reporter's Summary
Khan's XI sunshine
Top Order: woeful woeful
Middle Order: woeful abysmal
Lower Order: abysmal worthless
Seam Bowling: feeble feeble
Spin Bowling: useless useless
Fielding: woeful woeful
 
Maxkarter said:
I'll try as I'm your opponent tomorrow ;)

Should be interesting to see how well it goes, i'm not expecting a win just a benchmark on how my team has improved since our last encounter.
Well baring in mind my 2 17 YOs are playing, Ahmed and Midworth, it isnt exactly my full strength team, so you'll do better than you would normally :p My spinners are playing though on your dusty pitch and they are pretty darn good on dusty pitches so we will see :)
 
surendar said:
Its my first season :) Tmrw is the first ever match for my " HuntingTigers " against pacersXI..... ( a friendly match )!The thing is no training has been done as i got the team only yesterday! :) The team looks very fresh now without any net practice :p

Hey welcome to battrick suren :p ... dont worry its ur first match, and i am sure u will enjoy it
 
and it is against my bro :p whos new as well...

although he has passed one week of training, he doesnt have very good players like suren...
 

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