Saddest Jokes Ever

duffarama · Aug 17, 2004

Post in this thread the saddest jokes you have ever heard, seen or said.

Once of the worst jokes I made up was:

Did you know that fat people can do two chin-ups at a time?

brad352 · Aug 18, 2004

Absolutely anything on this page:

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums...hid=9355&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

duffarama · Aug 18, 2004

Now that's what I call funny!

(not sad)

Gibbsrules · Dec 25, 2005

Any joke my Biology teacher makes should go in this thread,his jokes are the worst i've heard.

ZoraxDoom · Dec 25, 2005

What does a banana have that an apple doesn't?
A-peel

What makes it sadder is that an Apple does have a peel!!!

Cricketman · Dec 25, 2005

ZoraxDoom said:
What does a banana have that an apple doesn't?
A-peel

What makes it sadder is that an Apple does have a peel!!!

lols that is so sad but so funny at the same time lol

indiancricketer · Dec 25, 2005

Cricketman93 said:
lols that is so sad but so funny at the same time lol

lol.... now thats what i call a sad joke

Adarsh · Dec 25, 2005

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to go home.

Oh, and this has GOT to be up there with the best (or the worst).
http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?p=287284#post287284

tassietiger · Dec 25, 2005

Why did the boy cry?
Because he was dead.

You've got to admit, it is sad. The poor boy.

Big_Boss · Dec 26, 2005

tassietiger said:
Why did the boy cry?
Because he was dead.

You've got to admit, it is sad. The poor boy.

Indeed, A Sad Sad Joke

.::Stevo::. · Dec 27, 2005

Why did the toilet paper jump off the cliff?

To get to the 'bottom'

india rock · Dec 27, 2005

ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldn't stop laughing

Adarsh · Dec 27, 2005

india rock said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldn't stop laughing

You are indeed sad. Very.

Gibbsrules · Dec 27, 2005

What was the last thing that went through princess Diana's mind?
The windscreen.

ZoraxDoom · Dec 27, 2005

That joke was just shocking!

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