Funny Battrick names?

[Gilly Fan]

Post funny battrick names here.

Jon Matjhatjhametse (1388590)
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A steady player with competent leadership skills and worthless experience.

Plays For: Port Melbourne Colts
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 2,147
Wages: ?618 p/w

Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: competent Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless

Neil Perfect (1346110)

LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A cautious player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Dangerous XI
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12
Wages: ?250 p/w
Stamina: worthless Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: worthless

Wayne Keene (818053)


RH Batsman, RM Bowler, woeful batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A cautious player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.

Dickie Blewitt (1302102)


LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, mediocre bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with worthless leadership skills and worthless experience.

Plays For: Boggles 11
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,514
Wages: ?337 p/w

And a funny piece of commentary.

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Seymour Cock (428713)


RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
A cautious player with competent leadership skills and competent experience.

Plays For: letsplay
Nationality: England
Age: 21 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 22,419
Wages: ?4,608 p/w

99. Wayne King (310930)


LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, changeable
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and worthless experience.

25. Mike Hunt (808177)


RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, worthless batting form, worthless bowling form, sublime
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.

This isn't funny. It's just a coincedence.

James Bond (792316)

LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, woeful bowling form, changeable
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and mediocre experience.

Plays For: The Procrastinators
Nationality: Australia
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 11,793
Wages: ?1,565 p/w

99. Eddie Mqabukonyongolo (1180438)


A feeble Groundsman
with respectable leadership skills and mediocre experience.

Plays For: Top End Wombats
Nationality: Australia
Age: 50 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 8
Wages: ?250 p/w

LOL!

 

[Left_Hander]

Alot of ******s in Battrick . Some are even destrutive!

 

[voldemort]

I have Pat Cash, and i had Muttiah Jayasuriya in my squad once... he was a RM bowler but not very good...

 

[Gilly Fan]

There's also a Harbajan Singh out there. But he hasn't played a game.

 

[Jaztheman]

Bob Dick (1374013)

RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, mediocre batting form, competent bowling form, energetic
A cautious player with strong leadership skills and woeful experience.

Plays For: harnham
Nationality: England
Age: 24 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 1,010
Wages: £265 p/w