Fake ipl blogger

who is leaking the news??

  • must be a player

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • any officials of kkr

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • akash chopra and ajit agarkar

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • any other insider of kkr

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Total voters
    11
If dropping catches wasn't embarassing enough, our young boy Bubaan not only dropped a catch, he also showed half the stadium behind us his white cotton 'andar ki baat' while doing so

Lol! This is funny!

King Cricket added 2 Minutes and 41 Seconds later...

has anyone read the disclaimer at the end of the blog?
that says it all.
it goes like this-
'All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.'
this guy is not a KKR member.just enjoy his fictuous stories.

No, mate. They are very much real. People have to write these things, so they write. Haven't you seen a popular warning in cigarette packets? That smoking the same is injurious to health- yet the companies prepare cigarettes, same goes here. These things are nothing.
 
But then things did get heated up a bit by the time the sun began to set. Post lunch, most of us were in and around the pool. 8 of the guys, including the skipper, were playing water polo, 4-a-side. Others, including Bhookha and some of his buddies, were sitting around drinking beer. When the guys called the water polo match off, the score read 11-11. Bhookha, in his warped sense of humour, remarked that even in this game we couldn't win. Skipper, who's been seething in anger for the last couple of days, quickly retorted saying, "We're lucky you aren't the coach here 'coz then we'd have definitely lost". Not sure whether that was really funny, but everyone in and around the pool broke out in loud laughter. Not just that, we were guffawing for a good 2 minutes. Bhookha's face, already tanned red, seemed to be turning into a strange shade of purple. For the first time, ignoring that team meeting where Skipper rooted for Style Bhai, the Skipper has shown that he's had enough of Bhookha. This one moment may prove to be a decisive moment in our failed IPL campaign. If I were to read too much into it, I think from now on the Skipper will run the ship.

Lord Jesus! This is KKR's team spirit!!!!
 
We're lucky you aren't the coach here 'coz then we'd have definitely lost

ho ho! burn!! if its true, its about time some one said something to his face!
 
ok, i had this freak weird as$ dream today, just right before i woke up. i was dreaming about the concert i went to this weekend. and all of a sudden i sow Agarker saying he is the Fake IPL player.

as the fake ipl player wrote on his blog that he would disclose himself at the end of IPL and retire. it could be him, he is probably thinking he has no hope of getting another chance to play for india again
 
Racial Discrimination in KKR

Even with the worst performance in the history of Indian Premier League, the KKR camp is never failing to gather the media bytes (for all wrong reasons, though).

Latest in the series of incessant controversies (thanks to Bookha Naan and Phoren Babas), Ajay Jadeja has revealed a sensational news from the KKR camp in a private news channel. Jadeja said that the foreign coaching staff members of the KKR team are ill treating the Indian cricketers. It was also alleged that racist comments were being hurled at an Indian cricketer. The cricketer was asked to come out of the field, by a coaching staff member. When the cricketer questioned him, the coaching staff supposedly replied, ?You Indian ... do what I say.?

Jadeja stated with conviction that there was a divide in the KKR team and Indian players are not being treated well. Speculations are being made that Jadeja had got this news from one of the Delhi based cricketer currently playing in the KKR team. Among the cricketers from Delhi are Ishant Sharma, Yaspal Singh and Akash Chopra.

What started with Sourav?s removal from KKR captaincy, has resulted in a complete polarisation in the KKR camp between the foreign players (excluding Masrafe Murtaza) and the Indian players, with the Indians at a receiving end.

Wonder what Shahrukh is thinking ...... ?Picture abhi baaki hain mere Dost!. Galat sahi kuch nahin hota...News mein bane rehna chahiye baas!?

Bravo K-K-King K-K-Khan! You deserve a standing ovation!

:mad:
 
Just to clarify, ronnie is not relating SRK to the KKK. It's how Shahrukh used to stammer in his movies when he was younger. It's made fun of quite often in the media.
 
Shahrukh's name is totally spoiled because of all this. He deserves it. Instead of going for good guys, he went for the star guys and is paying the price for it.
 
lol he opened up a poll in his blog, and people are voting for "none of em above"
 
The blogger is neither Dada, nor Murali Kartik, nor LR Sukla. You see, he posted his latest blog yesterday, when the CSK match was going on and KKR was chasing. Surely, it can't be any of the above three as all of them were on the field when the match was going on. It's equally impossible for any KKR player who was sitting in the dugout to be the blogger. FIP has specified in his latest blog, that he was in the dressing room all the time during the match, as it was "too cold" outside. And anyway, the guy is not any idiot that he will open his lappy sitting in the dugout, in front of everybody and post the blog. This just makes everything darker. Who is this guy? Isn't there any way to find this out?

King Cricket added 9 Minutes and 50 Seconds later...

Wait there is a way! Does anyone here remember which players were sitting in the KKR dugout yesterday? Or can you guys post here a pic of yesterday's KKR dugout?? The equation is simple:

All the KKR players - (The players present in the dugout yesterday + The players of the first team) = The Blogger

We really need a pic of the dugout. C'mon guys, let's crack this mystery. C'mon!! Search!!
 
Wait till *his* Wednesday when he reveals he is not a KKR member. I bet you will be hiding your face in embarrassment for accepting his words as the bible of IPL. :p

Hint: Watch the movie "The Illusionist". It will give you a good idea what this blogger is doing. ;) And ya, the movie is worth watching even without bothering about the blogger.
 
C'mon guys. Surely you want to know who the blogger is before he reveals his identity. We just need one picture. Don't give up now, please, we are so close!!! C'mon!
 
People should not waste time reading all his stupid blog, even though i find it hilarious (:D), but don't forget the vulgar language used there.


Catch him and make him run with no clothes, in the Finals before the toss.
 

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