Interview Thread March/April 2010 Hmarka-Question Time :D

[Dutch]

I use a little known tool called Copy and Paste. Heard of it?

Please elaborate. I'm intrigued.

I would have thought you knew all about little known tools........

 

[pcfan123]

Do I have the answer the questions that are obvious trolls?

 

[Dutch]

Do I have the answer the questions that are obvious trolls?

I would say that you are free to answer or not answer whatever questions you bloody well like. (Which I am sure you will do anyway!) Some people thrive on an argument. Waste of energy.

 

[CG123]

NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, or NASCAR???

 

[CaptainOZ]

Right, you're just wandering about one day when suddenly a masked gunman abducts you, you then wake up, your blindfold taken off and you're in a room with 2 men. The gunman holds his gun to your head and gives you a choice. Your first option is to go off with the other man, Graeme. He's a lovely little fella, nice shaven bald head, nice little Ben Sherman pink shirt, he works for an advertising company in Brighton, drives a sports car, and he loves you dearly.

You then have to live out the life of an outwardly gay man, spending the rest of your days with Graeme. Doing all the activity in the bedroom, going to the bars with him at 3 in the morning, cutting the back out of your leather pants out, just generally being affectionate towards eachother. You end up consummating your relationship with Graeme by getting married. At the end of the service the Vicar then decides to do what they used to do in 'olden times' but instead of saying "you may kiss the bride" he says "you may knob lovely Graeme", and this knobbing happens in-front of half of Brighton.

This may not sound like a fantastic option, and you may be thinking immediately that you'll go for the 2nd one. But, the 2nd option is that your close family and friends are killed, and you then have to live out the rest of your life with a monkey. Living in a tree, with a monkey, eating bananas, other fruit and nuts and just living your life all alone with the monkey.

Your choice. Graeme or Bobo?

That's a ridiculous question. A bit of comedy is OK, but try asking a real question instead of this rubbish.

 

[pcfan123]

Well there is a lot worse rubbish on here than KP's question. At least his gives me the oppertunity to give a creative answer (unlike some of the infantile questions these last few posts).

 

[MaD]

What do you look for in a girl, body or personality?

 

[CaptainOZ]

Well there is a lot worse rubbish on here than KP's question. At least his gives me the oppertunity to give a creative answer (unlike some of the infantile questions these last few posts).

OK, so KP's question is rubbish, but there are other posts that are "worse rubbish". Rubbish is rubbish is rubbish. I guess we've closed the case on that.

 

[pcfan123]

Lol I didn't mean to say his post was rubbish, sorry KP

 

[King Pietersen]

OK, so KP's question is rubbish, but there are other posts that are "worse rubbish". Rubbish is rubbish is rubbish. I guess we've closed the case on that.

That's a ridiculous question. A bit of comedy is OK, but try asking a real question instead of this rubbish.

You know that this 'rubbish' is a reference to The Ricky Gervais Show and a question asked to Karl Pilkington right? Sorry I didn't ask one of the great philosophical questions, but I've asked this same question to the last few Interviews, and it's resulted in some humourous answers, so I've gone with it again. Wanna fight about it?

 

[Highlander999]

You've put weight on Dan!

 

[CaptainOZ]

You know that this 'rubbish' is a reference to The Ricky Gervais Show and a question asked to Karl Pilkington right? Sorry I didn't ask one of the great philosophical questions, but I've asked this same question to the last few Interviews, and it's resulted in some humourous answers, so I've gone with it again. Wanna fight about it?

At least you apologised.

 

[Cricketdude]

Tell us about yourself?

What are some undesirable traits you have(everyone has them)?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?

If, in a cricket game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

What was the naughtiest prank you played in school or in your life?

 

[drainpipe32]

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

Why baseball? This is a cricket forum

 

[drainpipe32]

Who is the Stig?