Recent content by H0wZ4T!

Note to self: never get a boner during play.

"A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger." I could see a number of people on the road in front of me, six of them to be precise and they appeared to be split into two groups. The first group was composed of four rough-looking men in dirty leather jackets and thick boots, one...

India's own Gerald Butler chants to the enemy: THIS... IS... CALCUTTA!

You know when people on Facebook puts a status like :( or :/ or AHH, ANNOYED! Then someone asks them what's wrong, so they say Oh, dw. WTF? They want people to worry, otherwise they wouldn't have posted it! Attention-seeking whores IMO.

Chez! You still going? :P And I apologise, I'll be good now.

"We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it." The combination of the dog's crunchy, yet greasy skin and warm, tender meat, roasted on an open fire, was a truely brilliant meal, which filled quite the hole in my stomach. The Capital Wasteland has taught me to appreciate the...

I can include some images, but they will be quite generic because I have the game on PS3, not PC. So, I will just find some related screenshots from the Internet. :)

I wouldn't care if he was an absolute twat and had a Hitler moustache, I'd vote for him.

Hare Krishna. :)

I laughed on the 4th one, where the teacher writes 'Very funny Peter'. What that teacher doesn't know is that kid was probably serious, as a result of their poor teaching. Ironic.

Caleb raises a good point. Allowing a basic spelling mistake just because they are going to kill themselves is unacceptable, we cannot ignore the foundations that society is based upon.

Hi guys, I have decided to return to PC. Why? fliping recession means I have to find a free way of entertaining myself, so I am using the Internet for cricket-based debate and masturbation. :spy Fliping? God, this site has gone up market with a word censor :P

In response to Eastender's gay Muslim storyline, the Indian cricket team relive their favourite homo-erotic fantasies. :spy H0wZ4T! added 3 Minutes and 58 Seconds later... A blind man plays catch with his guide dog.

"A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life." In all honesty, I wish I had a childhood. Something that I could look back to, something that would bring a smile on my face when I just don't feel like being happy. But, I haven't. Growing up in a completely isolated cavern in northern...

That would be very useful, thanks a lot. :)