Recent content by tassietiger

As far as I know I'm still technically the captain, so I'll sort this out. Haddin Feelin Blue? AB Devilliers Mad snake Sohum Nightprowler Broad KBC Therbs aus5892 Gilly Fan

We won this one yet?

Brett Lee doesn't deserve a spot in the Australian test team at the moment. It's that simple, and if he gets in the team it is purely out of loyalty, rather than fairness. Siddle, Johnson and Hilfenhaus have shown enough to be ahead of Lee, and Stuart Clark should get that fourth pace bowler's...

You're confusing Sydney with the Donkeys. You see, the thing about Sydney is that we are awesome. Losing is something that is not only unnatural for us, it is nearly impossible. Occasionally, we deliberately lose, just to show that we can actually lose despite having so much more skill than our...

Is this going to be a flogging again, because the last one was a bit boring? Maybe someone could try actually getting me out before I have destroyed the opposition, that might even the game up a little.

I voted for Zorax because I like cheating. And I lack the commitment. Stop voting for me, people.

I may never post on this forum again such is my bitterness at the moment, so listen up. I didn't start this team up so we could achieve some American sports movie-like ultimate goal of winning a title. Do you people ever wonder why I called the team the Donkeys in the first place? It is...

Feel-good story there, thanks Therbs. I wish you two all the best and hope you can move to one of the several regions around the world where marriage between you and your obvious soulmate is slightly more legal. Sometimes I wonder if Australia should get with the times. They don't allow...

I heard that the Donkeys won, the result was leaked. Sorry to spoil an otherwise fascinating result, everyone.

I know I may have not been posting much due to uni, but as I am drunk at the moment, I am thinking what we should do as a team is figure out what time the other teams sleep and rape them in their sleep. Need opinions on whether or not it would be fair. I believe it would be but that is just me...

I'm already in another one. Would've joined yours if I was patient enough to not be in one yet.

Looks like a good deck, can't wait to bat on it myself. Soakers are approaching triple figures, so you know there mustn't be much in the pitch.

I think the reason this one isn't funny, is because unlike other pages, it isn't making light of a major event, it is making light of something so minor. The only thing I can remember about that test is that Australia won and India whinged. Can't really tell it apart from any other test...

Shrek's Swamp is being used over the off-season for questionable transactions. I could have made that more subtle, but really, who are we kidding? I present to you, the ground we should play on. The pitch is a bit moist at the moment, but with the work groundsmen can do, it should be fixed in...

It was largely rubbish, I'll agree, but you bolded Carseldine, one of the best players he put in. If only that guy was 5-10 years younger. He's a gun, and would be a fair bit higher in the order if that squad was actually picked.