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Clarke needs to go. Put him back down to shield level, his form has been crap over the past couple of years. He goes well in womens' mags and that's about all he's good for at present. Watson back down to 6, Katich to open with the best of the other openers, Punter down to 5, Uzzie Uzzie...

Well folks, its that time. After 7 plus years engaging in playing these simmed cricket matches I feel its time to take off the pads and put away the Kookaburra. Thanks for the fun and to all those I encountered at Big Cricket, TFFSL and finally Planet Cricket. A big shout out to the mods...

Good season, well done lads. My absence was obviously of great benefit. Cheers boys, and good luck next time. I'm outta here.

Legal, shmegal. Marriage, shmarriage. Who's up for a beer?

Long live Donkeyism!

Vatican Victors PLPL4 - The Oear Yf Dhe Tyslexics PCPL4 - The Year Of Wetness PCPL4 - The Year That Love Came to Town PCPL4 - The Year of The "Investors" PCPL4 - The Year of Greatness PCPL4 - The Year That Morals Forgot

As spicey as Posh Spice? Yeah, that old worn out grrrl power bobette from the 90's.

Wrap it up? WRAP IT UP?! What sort of nonsense talk is that? Donkeys FTW. Word has it that star Donkeys leader, Mr Z-D Oom won several Emmys. Nice work Z-D!

Its not starting because we can't find the keys. I suspect the hand of Zoraxdoom in this.

As we stand tall and ponder our donkeyness we say to the world, "Fear us, but not because we are Donkeys but because we are what you are not". Kaboom!

Our pride is self evident, our Donkeyism stands tall. We have everything and we are everything. What we really need is to fix the ice machine. We don't want our citrus infused gin drinks to get warm.

I guess I'm one of the newbies. Park yourself on a chair and I'll get you a beer.

I didn't realise we had a king. That's fantastic news! All hail the King!

You open and I'll bat at three.

Don't worry about the investors. In T20 matches they're happy enough gearing their investments according to our strengths. We just need to decide what exactly are our strengths. I'm good at beverages of the strong kind. I'm also good at throwing things at umpires if its needed. And hitting...

Donkeyism at its best!

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Either that or The Living End FTW. Hey, guess who's playing for the Victors this season? I guess it'd be me. As well as you.

That's right. But is the work rewarding? Just hope you're making plenty on the side.

Chillax baby, everything's under control. We be cool.

I've noticed the same thing. Just ignore it.