Laughter- The best medicine

A document of a collection of my fav. jokes
Enjoy....

hahaha nice one dude
you've got an awesome collection
thanks a lot for sharing man
I had my best laugh of year 2004

Some of them were pretty good, Zdoom.

thanks for the compliments

It was weird that the laughter cured my coughing.

There are some good ones there, but it must have taken you ages !

2 weeks, one months top.......it is a growing collection.....i put jokes i like in it........

Will there be any updates on this document mate?

yea......but I feel I know every joke ever written........any good contributions will be gratefully accepted

Well mate, I have been known for telling various sad jokes, so don't count me in!

yea, plus I think 'Your Mama' jokes are stupid and overated.......

So Zorax,trying to take over from Duff as the joker of this forum?

Yep, don't u dare try to claim your title back Duffarama, or i will post so many jokes your gut will burst laughing.........

Well haha, I appreciate what you are doing for planetcricket but mate. Sorry it isn't good enough!
Nah joke.

ZoraxDoom said:

yea......but I feel I know every joke ever written........any good contributions will be gratefully accepted

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hey zorax - do you know who inventd copper wire?

2 scotsmen fighting over a penny.

I like this one because my family is scouse;

3 men (australian,irish and scouser) having a drink in pub when they see a man sitting in the corner. The irishman scratches his head for while trying to figure out who it is.
"oh it's jesus christ", he announces to his friends. So they all go and buy jesus a drink and return to their seats to watch him. After he had drunk their drinks he comes over. First he goes to aussie, "oh thanks for that pint of lager" as he places his hand on his shoulder. "wow mate you've cured my frozen shoulder that i've had for weeks thanks mate" says the aussie
Jesus walks over to the irishman "thanks for that lovely cold guiness" as he places his hand on the back of the irishman he replies " aw thanks jesus you've just cured me of my backache that i've had for years".
Then jesus walks over to the scouser- the scouser moves away quickly in a panic falling over chairs and tables in a bid to get away. The scouser says "F*** **F mate i'm on disability allowance"