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Some army men are in a plane that is plummeting towards the ground, they need to lighten the load of the plane in order to land safely. One guy throws out a pistol, it doesn't help. Another throws out a machine gun, it helps a bit but they are still in danger. Another guy throws out a bomb, this is enough to steady the plane and allow them to land safely. When they land they decide to walk down the street a bit, they see a little boy crying on the floor. "Whats the matter lad?" "A pistol just fell from the sky and knocked me off my bike." "Don't worry lad, it will wear off, rub yourself down." They carry on walking and see another boy on the floor crying, "Whats wrong with you then?" The boy says clutching his arm, " A machine gun just fell from the sky and shot me in the arm!" "It will be alright go and find a nearby hospital." They carry on walking for about 10 mins until tehy see a boy laughing his head off "Whats so funny mate?" The boy tries to hold back his laughter and replys "I just farted and that house blew up!"
