Duck!

Kev

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
 
Hahaha! Thats classic. I am going to copy and paste this and send it to some of my girl mates.
 
I've never heard of this one. This one is good. Especially if you put the names of your girlfriends in it. :)
 
Ritwik said:
Let me puncture the mood by saying it has already been posted here before :) :p

and I would puncture it further by saying that I have already heared more than 3 versions of this same concept.

want me to post them too?
 
drat, I thought it was funny when I got it emailed to me, I hadn't heard it before.

Oh well time to unveil my brand new chicken joke

Why did the chicken cross the road...............? :p
 
viral1991 said:
I didn't understand it at all! :p

Really? It just implies that the guy's punishment was to spend all of eternity chained up with a really ugly girl, of whom was actually the one who didn't step on a duck for months, where she assumed she was being rewarded for that feat; at least that's what I thought it meant...
Anyway, awesome joke! ;)
 
blackleopard92 said:
kev was using animal magnetism on the other side.
:D

hahaha leo hahaha lool thats damn hiloarious :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :laugh :laugh :D:D
 

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