Funny David Boon jokes

mcgrith

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It seems that people are quite obsessed with David Boon this year :D

http://www.davidboonfacts.com

David Boon has never been out in a game of cricket, he gives other blokes a turn.

When David Boon jumps into water he doesnt get wet, The water gets David Boon.

David Boon has never drank a single beer in his life. He always has more than one.

David Boon keeps a cardboard cut out of himself in the shed which he uses to fool the wife when he heads off to the pub

David Boon does not wear a groin protector. Cricket balls are made of leather to withstand the impact of David Boon's groin.

In case of an emergency, David Boon's box can be used instead of an oxygen mask. It wont help you breath, but you will die a happy man.

BOON :hpraise
 
lots of them (the ones on the site) are just chuck norris facts with the name changed
 
I've seen this one before. :)
 

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