"He's not the messiah...

[evertonfan]

...he's a very naughty boy!"

God I love the Life of Brian.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

"How should we **** off, messiah?"

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Welease Woger!

'I'm sorry, we don't appear to have a Woger'.

Woman: Release Brian!

Crowd: Yeah, that's a good one, welease Bwian!!!


Also:

Crucifixion? Line on the left, one cross each!


Great stuff.

 

[treva]

Quality film! Gotta be one of the greatest lines in comedy history.

 

[MasterBlaster76]

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' song at the end when they're all crucified and someone sings:

'The Albulm is out Monday....well, we've gotta make a living too!'