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Enjoy some of Sidhu's Comments
a. A girl born beautiful is half married
b. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
There is no team co-operation
c. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
d. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't
matter..
e. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left
f. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test
that they ran into deep oceans
g. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..
h. Umpires are like traffic police -the techn iques they use to give
a decision are outdated
i. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)
j. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane, when batting
k. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
l. A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark
aloud and let everyone hear you louder
m. The dog that barks last, barks best
n. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow
o. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give
it two slaps.
p. If u r trying to beat india in their home,then you are trying to
get milk out of an ox.
q. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when
there will be flood & when drought.
r. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess
on its way back.
s. Rahul is like the hall of fire
t. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)
u. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
v. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and
the
beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)
w. For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In
response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush"
When
Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
From SetINDIA WEBSITE:
There, there, that's a dead duck!
As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
All that comes from a cow is not milk.
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
Bengal without Tigers!
He's in a soup!
Bamboozles and mesmerizes.
Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
He pierced it through an eye of a needle.
As crisp as a cracker.
New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
About Chris Harris he said:
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.
When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!
Its very difficult to kill a man who is #### bent upon committing suicide!
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
SETIZENS' FAVOURITE SIDHUISMS
THE TOP SIX SISHUISMS % votes
In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
[11]
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe:
...Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg [8]
In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:
If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers! [7]
When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air:
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !! [6]
'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. [5]
In India's last match against New Zealand:
New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down! [5]
THE ALSO - RANS SIDHUISMS
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. [3.5]
Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. [3]
For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls:
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! [3]
To Martin Crowe:
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! [2.7]
As cool as a cucumber! [2.5]
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs. [2]
Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit:
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! [2]
The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!
To make C2002 more enjoyable you definitely need the Voice of the Sardar Sidhu!,
If u don't smile after reading all this better check Dr. then :laugh: :P
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ost_uid0'>Hi,Enjoy some of Sidhu's Comments
a. A girl born beautiful is half married
b. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole.
There is no team co-operation
c. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
d. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't
matter..
e. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is
left
f. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test
that they ran into deep oceans
g. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who
goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition..
h. Umpires are like traffic police -the techn iques they use to give
a decision are outdated
i. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)
j. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane, when batting
k. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
l. A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians Bark
aloud and let everyone hear you louder
m. The dog that barks last, barks best
n. S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow
o. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until you give
it two slaps.
p. If u r trying to beat india in their home,then you are trying to
get milk out of an ox.
q. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant predict when
there will be flood & when drought.
r. The ball went soo high up in the air that it kissed an air-hostess
on its way back.
s. Rahul is like the hall of fire
t. Ganguly has taken the cake with plum on top (ha ha ha)
u. The ball slipped from his hands like butter from hot paratha
v. Women are worse than wine - They intoxicate both the holder and
the
beholder (when a female was shown on tv screen)
w. For Geffory Boycott - a hair on head is worth two in the brush (In
response to Shastri's comment "a bird in hand is worth 2 in bush"
When
Yohannan was carrying the bird hit by Tendulkar)
From SetINDIA WEBSITE:
There, there, that's a dead duck!
As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
All that comes from a cow is not milk.
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
Bengal without Tigers!
He's in a soup!
Bamboozles and mesmerizes.
Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
He pierced it through an eye of a needle.
As crisp as a cracker.
New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
About Chris Harris he said:
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.
When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!
Its very difficult to kill a man who is #### bent upon committing suicide!
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
SETIZENS' FAVOURITE SIDHUISMS
THE TOP SIX SISHUISMS % votes
In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
[11]
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe:
...Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg [8]
In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:
If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers! [7]
When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air:
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !! [6]
'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide. [5]
In India's last match against New Zealand:
New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down! [5]
THE ALSO - RANS SIDHUISMS
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. [3.5]
Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. [3]
For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls:
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! [3]
To Martin Crowe:
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! [2.7]
As cool as a cucumber! [2.5]
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs. [2]
Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit:
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! [2]
The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!
To make C2002 more enjoyable you definitely need the Voice of the Sardar Sidhu!,
If u don't smile after reading all this better check Dr. then :laugh: :P
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