So there I was, sitting in front of the telly. What can I do? Lets call some mates. So I phoned my mates, Steven and Alex. We called Alex Jackson because he liked Michael. We went to the park, set up a couple of bricks as stumps, and played. I immediately call "Batting first" much to the dismay of the other two. How do I play? Aggresive, defensive .... aggresive
. I was met at the crease by Steven "You want to go home to eat his breakfast, cheerios." I was relaxed, however, and was ready for Alex's first ball bouncer, I pulled it and it was huge. I then said to Steven "I ate before I came, thanks." An old mysterious looking man then came up to me, I thought he was going to hit me. "What's your name, lad?"
