Program To Propose a GIRL!

[gaurav_indian]

I got it from another forum.

program for proposing a girl
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h>
#include<sms.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto (college||company);
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "ABUSE")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popcorn++;

}
}

 

[embi]

Lol thats good! Not sure if non-programmers will understand half of it, but I certainly did!

 

[gaurav_indian]

Lol thats good! Not sure if non-programmers will understand half of it, but I certainly did!

I knew that you will be the first one to understand that.

 

[saurabh2185]

:laugh Thats good one gaurav, but where is the output of this program

 

[blackleopard92]

I had posted it about a month ago!

 

[F4rrukh]

:laugh :laugh great find gaurav! :rtfl keep posting!

 

[surendar]

:laugh Thats good one gaurav, but where is the output of this program

Me too wanted to see the output

bw Good find Gaurav!!!

 

[gaurav_indian]

Me too wanted to see the output

bw Good find Gaurav!!!

Try all the conditions you will get the output.

 

[shravi]

Nice one Gaurav!