NOW DON'T CHEAT!!!
Subject: Pig Test
Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first.
It Is hysterical if you do it right!
Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig o it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE.
NO CHEATING,
REALLY - - IT SPOILS THE FUN
DRAW THE PIG FIRST!
IF NOT GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!
OK now to the interesting stuff ...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality
traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember date (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or a living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!!
(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn't draw a tail?
Subject: Pig Test
Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first.
It Is hysterical if you do it right!
Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig o it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE.
NO CHEATING,
REALLY - - IT SPOILS THE FUN
DRAW THE PIG FIRST!
IF NOT GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!
OK now to the interesting stuff ...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality
traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember date (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or a living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!!
(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn't draw a tail?
. And my pig was standing on his hind legs...with 2 stubby ears, and two legs in the air as hands. Around the top-left of the page...
