mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
"Your looking nervous there Matt" 
"Shut up Mark, the earlier I get out the closer you are to batting!"
That shut him up. Mark Cameron is a cheeky bugger. But more importantly, Nannes just nearly had Hughes caught but Hodge dropped a sitter. Haha, bloody Victorians can't catch a cold. I'm sitting here with my pads on shivering in this bloody cold.
"Turn the heater on, it's freezing!"
"It's bloody 40 degrees!"
Oh, maybe I am nervous. It's my debut for the Blues, I'm put down to come in at 5 which is next drop. We are currently 2/68 batting first against the Vics. Wait, whats this? You want a back story? It's just the same old cliche stuff but if you demand it here it is:
It was the last game of grade cricket and I was strutting my stuff and being the legend I am I was hitting my 7th ton of the season (
) and I got noticed by the Blues selectors. I then got asked to go to their training in the off season. You know, all the callings and celebrations happen around now. Then the selectors being the idiots they are decide to throw me in the deep end for a laugh and put me at number 5 for the first match of the season against Victoria which brings me back to the story.
So Hughesy and Henriques are batting out there now, with Phil 27 not out and Moises 5 not out. I'm nervous as hell seems Nanness is bowling so good, and Holland is spinning it a mile down the other end.
HOOWWZZAAATT!
"Shut up Nanness you idiot thats missing by miles"
Daniel Smith is always one to speak his mind. Not sure how he can see though seems the SCG dressing room is completely side on with the pitch
"Oh you s***head Smithy, I guess you were wrong"
The umpired slowly raised the finger, which meant Moey was out for 5 and I was in. Nervous times!

"Shut up Mark, the earlier I get out the closer you are to batting!"
That shut him up. Mark Cameron is a cheeky bugger. But more importantly, Nannes just nearly had Hughes caught but Hodge dropped a sitter. Haha, bloody Victorians can't catch a cold. I'm sitting here with my pads on shivering in this bloody cold.
"Turn the heater on, it's freezing!"
"It's bloody 40 degrees!"
Oh, maybe I am nervous. It's my debut for the Blues, I'm put down to come in at 5 which is next drop. We are currently 2/68 batting first against the Vics. Wait, whats this? You want a back story? It's just the same old cliche stuff but if you demand it here it is:
It was the last game of grade cricket and I was strutting my stuff and being the legend I am I was hitting my 7th ton of the season (

So Hughesy and Henriques are batting out there now, with Phil 27 not out and Moises 5 not out. I'm nervous as hell seems Nanness is bowling so good, and Holland is spinning it a mile down the other end.
HOOWWZZAAATT!
"Shut up Nanness you idiot thats missing by miles"
Daniel Smith is always one to speak his mind. Not sure how he can see though seems the SCG dressing room is completely side on with the pitch

"Oh you s***head Smithy, I guess you were wrong"
The umpired slowly raised the finger, which meant Moey was out for 5 and I was in. Nervous times!
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