Will sex before matches help Smashers?

[AngryPixel]

Will sex before matches help Smashers?​

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Captain Simon Barrow is encouraging smashers to have sex to boost their performance in the upcoming PCCL, a newspaper reported.
Barrow put down his thoughts on dietary habits, exercise and the benefits of sex in a document handed over to team members, Times said this week.

This is not the first time Barrow have resorted to unusual methods to help their teams on the field. Barrow was in news last season too, for his beer&booze strategy which worked wonders for Bitters. It appears Barrow has decided to raise his bar this season by introducing the revolutionary sex techniques specially designed for cricketers :laugh

Sexologists approve of Barrow's advice, although several athletes and footballers over the years have been asked to abstain from sex before competitive events.

In a team where some players are still virgin, will Kirsten’s “have sex” document raise moral hackles. More importantly, will it help Smashers win matches?

Stay Tuned for our update next week...

 

[Highlander999]

Captain Simon Barrow is encouraging smashers to have sex to boost their performance in the upcoming PCCL, a newspaper reported.

It's all well and good encouraging them, but no woman would go near those ugly buggers!!!!

 

[AngryPixel]

Don't worry,we will use 5 hair products tom..... Then they'll come

 

[ZoraxDoom]

It's all well and good encouraging them, but no woman would go near those ugly buggers!!!!

That's why we're using your mom.

*Badam tish!*

 

[Simbazz]

Don't worry,we will use 5 hair products tom..... Then they'll come

And how exactly am I going to use them?

 

[Dutch]

As long as I don't have to have sex with Simbazz I will be fine!

 

[AngryPixel]

Smashers winning formula : Beer + Girls

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And how exactly am I going to use them?

Ask tom, He's the expert on hair products

 

[pcfan123]

It's all well and good encouraging them, but no woman would go near those ugly buggers!!!!

Who said we are looking for women?

 

[AngryPixel]

Ohh I forgot Mark's 69

 

[blake]

An excellent thread from AngryPixel until that last post, I am impressed still.

 

[Bounce]

We the Bandits are certainly going to have it.

 

[blake]

We the Bandits are certainly going to have it.

With each other? Sounds like what you meant to say, lmao

 

[Bounce]

Not all are like you. :laugh

 

[Pranav]

It is definitely helping us in the practice matches we've played so far. Therefore, it seems out to be a pretty good method to boost one's performance in the PCCL.

 

[Bounce]

It is definitely helping us in the practice matches we've played so far. Therefore, it seems out to be a pretty good method to boost one's performance in the PCCL.

Your first experience after turning 18.