Kev
Chairman of Selectors
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2004
- Online Cricket Games Owned
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A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry
mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your
blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can
do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on
earth."
So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks
him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea
of a night out, as he's never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize ?350, and then gets
any line and wins ?3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a
grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further ?380,000.
The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you
in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house and
the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24."
"**** me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well"!
mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your
blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can
do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on
earth."
So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks
him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea
of a night out, as he's never been there before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize ?350, and then gets
any line and wins ?3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a
grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further ?380,000.
The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you
in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house and
the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow 24."
"**** me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well"!
