Can I start this blog by apologising for Tim MacDonald’s woeful display of playing short pitch bowling? Yes I’m angry. 99 no and the number eleven gloves a short ball from a guy who is into his 50th over of the match. Clinton McKay won't mind me saying he wasn't bowling his quickest. Sore groins, ankles barking at him saying "why don't we ever get any tucan pie?". DUCK THE BALL TIM!! Instead, Tim plays the ball as if someone had inserted a stick of dynamite up his "Speedy Claxton" (bottom), jumping high into the air and letting out a little squeal, ballooning the ball to first slip. I’m left stuck on 99. One run short of my maiden first class century. One run - One (multiple expletives) run. The words I’m thinking of rhyme with Clucking Bell.