Donkeys use time off to advantage AS WELL

[tassietiger]

Given a little bit of time off, the Downright Donkeys have followed the Melbourne Bitters' lead in doing something productive with their time. They've visited the local bowling alley (by local I mean within 20000km of Shrek's swamp), and they've had a big bowl-off.

The scores are as follows:

tassietiger    | 8  / ||  X   || 9  / || 3  / || 2  3 || 1  4 || 2  2 || 9  / || 2  2 || 8 / 6 || Score=111
indiancricketer|  X   || 9  / || 3  / || 4  / || 7  / || 0  8 || 1  / || 8  / || 7  1 || 0 9   || Score=134
Gilchrist      |  X   || 1  7 ||  X   || 5  1 || 4  / ||  X   || 4  1 || 3  / || 8  / || 6 / 2 || Score=134
ZoraxDoom      | 8  / || 6  / || 1  / || 8  / || 8  / || 9  / ||  X   || 2  3 || 1  6 || X 1 2 || Score=142
Steve Moore    | 6  / || 5  / || 8  / || 1  6 || 6  / || 6  / || 2  3 || 9  / || 8  1 || 9 / 9 || Score=130
Drewska        | 9  / ||  X   || 2  6 || 5  / || 2  0 || 7  / || 7  0 || 5  / || 8  1 || 8 / 5 || Score=126
Lazy_chesnut   | 1  2 || 8  / || 7  / || 4  / || 9  / || 8  / || 9  / || 9  / || 4  / || 8 / 4 || Score=155
barmyarmy      | 5  1 || 4  / || 5  1 || 4  / || 2  2 || 8  / || 2  / || 8  / || 9  / || 1 8   || Score=112
Burma?s Finest |  X   || 9  / || 8  / || 4  0 || 8  / || 9  / || 3  6 || 7  2 || 9  / || 6 1   || Score=129
WCC_Bowler     | 1  / || 9  / || 7  2 || 1  4 || 9  / || 1  5 || 2  2 || 6  / ||  X   || 5 / 6 || Score=127
David Ager     | 1  4 ||  X   || 5  / || 4  1 || 7  / || 4  2 || 5  / || 6  1 || 5  2 || 5 / 9 || Score=113
Dhruv Deepak   | 9  / || 9  / || 1  1 || 3  1 || 3  / || 6  1 || 9  / || 1  7 || 2  / || 9 / 9 || Score=116
Cheeze         | 1  3 || 9  / || 9  / || 7  / || 5  0 || 8  / ||  X   || 3  0 || 7  2 || 1 / X || Score=111
Jimbob         | 9  / || 3  / || 7  / ||  X   || 9  / || 7  / || 8  / || 7  / || 5  / || 1 8   || Score=157
Eddie          | 7  1 || 0  9 || 8  / || 1  0 || 2  3 || 1  2 || 0  6 || 6  / || 6  / || 7 / 8 || Score=94

Note: I am not updating them any more, rendering this bottom sentence pointless. Sorry.

 

[barmyarmy]

I was doing something productive too. I've been taking fitness and stamina tips from Phil Tufnell and can now spend the the whole night before the game drinking and still make it out to the middle.
Cheers Phil.

 

[tassietiger]

Yeah I had a word to Symo about a similar thing.

 

[duffarama]

Yeah I had a word to Symo about a similar thing.

Yeah, I've been doing something productive in my time off for the Melbourne Bitters... eating 'donkey and raddish omlettes'. Muhahaha.
Take that Donkey turds!

 

[barmyarmy]

Yeah, I've been doing something productive in my time off for the Melbourne Bitters... eating 'donkey and raddish omlettes'. Muhahaha.
Take that Donkey turds!

We know you desperately want to be a Donkey and the good news is you might get the chance some day. We're reliably informed that you have a complete lack of any cricketing talent whatsoever so you'll fit in nicely.
In the meantime no need to sound so bitter

 

[Cheeze]

tassie, you making up the scores or you playing it online?

 

[duffarama]

We're reliably informed that you have a complete lack of any cricketing talent whatsoever so you'll fit in nicely.

Excuse me Mr.Chizzer, but I think that I am of adequate cricketing skills mate. Maybe you lost your spectacles whilst watching the last Bitters' match. :o

In the meantime no need to sound so bitter

Hence, Melbourne 'Bitters.' We are all bitter.

 

[tassietiger]

tassie, you making up the scores or you playing it online?

MS Excel random function

I am of adequate cricketing skills

And there go the chances of duff ever being a Downright Donkey.

 

[Gilchrist]

Boring! Bring on the practice games, I am too great to need a rest.

 

[rickyp]

great thread tassie, good read

but we all know bitters own all at everything!! mwahahahaha

 

[barmyarmy]

Bit worried to see our fast bowlers scoring lowest in the 10 pin bowling...

 

[smssia0112]

Had to bump this, hillarious.

 

[travder92]

ive been productive...

i ate a big red candle