Cricket Jokes-Back with a great one.....
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mattfb
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Haha, That one made me LOL
Surprisingly there really is a website named letsgofishing.com... I didn't know that before posting it
shubhrayu
International Coach
Master Khan
National Board President
Thats not a Actual conversation but he do sound like that
mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
I thought they were purposely rude jokes at first.
This has to be one funny cricket joke: :laugh
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs.
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.
When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it begins to rain."
:laugh........
Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs.
They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed.
When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
"I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs."
"Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?"
"Then it begins to rain."
:laugh..
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shubhrayu
International Coach
Great KB LOL that's a good one truly 666666
shubhrayu
International Coach
Tendulkar & Kambli
Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Dhoni appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".
shubhrayu added 6 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
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Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian Batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. What does Ishant Sharma put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Sachin Tendulkar and Vinod Kambli have been very close friends since childhood. They used to do all things together, e.g., both started going to school together, both passed their SSC exams together (with identical marks), both started playing cricket together, both were selected to the Bombay Ranji cricket team together, both went to college together, and both ended up joining the Indian cricket team together. Finally, both got engaged (to different girls) together and both decided to get married on the same day.
After that, both their wives get pregnant on the same day and the doctor gives the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gives birth to a boy while Sachin's wife gives birth to twins! Kambli gets confused. He goes to Sachin and says, "How come? We have been doing the same things all our life. How come I get a son and you get twins?" When Sachin replies, "Boost is the secret of my energy", Dhoni appears behind them and adds, "Our energy".
shubhrayu added 6 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
shubhrayu added 3 Minutes and 6 Seconds later...
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian Batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. What does Ishant Sharma put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
