Lassana Dias
Club Cricketer
lasith malinga saying hes unfit for he's country and being the best bowler in IPL now thats a good joke
Cricket Jokes-Back with a great one.....
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mohit_dude10
Club Captain
Don't you find any difference between a t20 and a test match? You're a FC cricketer you should know about it (Bowling 4 overs compared to almost 20+ overs twice in 5 days).
Lassana Dias
Club Cricketer
This is a very sensitive issue, so I don?t want to talk about it anymore and make people angry, am sure my Indian friends thinks its fine and IPL is important then playing for some country.. that?s fine !!!! not for me
hedger_14
ICC Chairman
WTF!! Of course it's different between T20 and Test matches. Twenty20, it's smash a few balls, get out, field, bowl max. 4 overs and it's all over in a few overs, in tests, it's bat long periods of time (maybe not for Malinga but whatever), then be in the field for a few days, and bowl 20+ overs each day.
Paki007
Panel of Selectors
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bobby210
Club Cricketer
not even remotely funny, Because we are the team with the most hat-tricks.
Fenil
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RPHKR
National Board President
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Lost ball
The ball had been knocked out of the ground into the lane and everybody was out looking for it. One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.
'Excuse me' said the cricketer, 'but have you seen a cricket ball?' 'No, I haven't,' replied the tramp.
'But I've brought one from home I could sell you!'
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Worst spell
In school, the sports master and English teacher asked one of his brighter pupils to spell "bowling".
Back came the answer : "B-o-e-l-i-n." "That," said he, "is the worst spell of bowling I've ever seen."
The ball had been knocked out of the ground into the lane and everybody was out looking for it. One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.
'Excuse me' said the cricketer, 'but have you seen a cricket ball?' 'No, I haven't,' replied the tramp.
'But I've brought one from home I could sell you!'
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Worst spell
In school, the sports master and English teacher asked one of his brighter pupils to spell "bowling".
Back came the answer : "B-o-e-l-i-n." "That," said he, "is the worst spell of bowling I've ever seen."
Fenil
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Gurjot95
National Board President
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I followed your method and had to wait for whole match to get finished
. He went not out to pavillion. You ruined my party and maggie 
Fenil
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Too bad. I recommend he should replace the name with Murali Vijay.I followed your method and had to wait for whole match to get finished
RPHKR
National Board President
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But he gave a outstanding stand in IPL final , They selected him for the tour of west indies , But he spoiled it
. Youngsters should use their valuable chance 
VC the slogger
PlanetCricket Forever
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Here's a joke I know:-
A prison cricket match was taking place,the convicts were playing.
A fast bowler delivered a perfect ball which the batsman missed and it just clipped a bail off the stumps.The batsman started protesting that the bail had fallen due to the strong wind.Then the umpire said"Wind or not,you're out on bail!!!".
A prison cricket match was taking place,the convicts were playing.
A fast bowler delivered a perfect ball which the batsman missed and it just clipped a bail off the stumps.The batsman started protesting that the bail had fallen due to the strong wind.Then the umpire said"Wind or not,you're out on bail!!!".
