Australia Ashes Team Thread

[blake]

Covvy mate, stop being a wankhede.

 

[Covvy]

Ouch lol

 

[Mad Snake]

shitt they had more posts than us :o

 

[blake]

I wouldn't worry too much, Mad Snake, they're probably just spamming their thread with random crap. I haven't been in to the England thread yet but I bet half of their posts are about which brand of tea is the best and how the real Ashes should be called off due to this incredible heat in England.

 

[Left_Hander]

Great to be picked in the squad. I will plunder many runs at the top of the order causing the Poms to cry and wishing I was born in England

 

[Therbs]

I wouldn't worry too much, Mad Snake, they're probably just spamming their thread with random crap. I haven't been in to the England thread yet but I bet half of their posts are about which brand of tea is the best and how the real Ashes should be called off due to this incredible heat in England.

They're most likely arguing about Warney. Its great to be in the squad and I promise to make the Poms suffer. They're so used to losing it won't be a surprise to them if we win a clean sweep. As No. 11 in the batting line-up I feel I must do a Glenn McGrath and not only take wickets but predict a 5-0 whitewash in our favour. I also promise not to twist my ankle in a warm-up session.

C'arn you bronzed sons of Anzac, let's smash them non-bathing, pasty drinkers of warm beer!

 

[bladescape]

I second Therbs last line!

I will now be the official 12th man due to my bad form in both OD and FC!

 

[Therbs]

How do you tell how old a pom is? Count the rings around his bath.

 

[MattW]

are about which brand of tea is the best

Anyone fancy that discussion here? It is a very serious topic.

Speaking of serious topics, anyone tried that new Vegemite? Rubbish in my view, and really expensive compared to the normal stuff. Are we really that lazy of a country that we can't butter toast anymore?

Seriously, eating a jar of Vegemite should be the citizenship test. If you ask for Marmite you're on the first ship back.

 

[Hooper]

The new Vegemite is crap I've heard as well. Marmite is gross btw, and Dilmah make the best tea.

 

[Cricketdude]

Not suprised i've been picked. Australia have been longing for a decent spinner.

 

[smssia0112]

I might pop in here and there but I'm in Sydney currently so net access is limited (primitive city ). Getting around is hard without trams, and why are their taxis white instead of yellow? Taxis are supposed to stick out, not blend in!

 

[MattW]

Because no one would ever buy a white car.

 

[Hooper]

I might pop in here and there but I'm in Sydney currently so net access is limited (primitive city ). Getting around is hard without trams, and why are their taxis white instead of yellow? Taxis are supposed to stick out, not blend in!

Uhh, this ain't America. Taxis are white in W.A as well.

And what is with you and Trams? Trams are crap.

 

[Insomniac]

Not suprised i've been picked. Australia have been longing for a decent spinner.

Maybe you should post in the Dynamos team threads and games?