Good Pick up Lines

[Roofrom50]

Just something for fun. What are some of the best pick up lines you have heard?

Mine would be.

I am bigger and better then the titanic. Only 200 women went down on the titanic

 

[Hooper]

Come to bed with me or else ill slap ya.

 

[IloveGilly]

"Are you a model?"

That one's good because it's flattering...to the girl.

(How I Met Your Mother joke, Lol.)

 

[ste_mc_efc]

"want to play full contract tetris?"


i love Ctrl+Alt+Del

 

[Ollie_H]

"want to play full contract tetris?"


i love Ctrl+Alt+Del

What???

 

[Hooper]

I was thinking the same.

 

[Roofrom50]

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

 

[King Pietersen]

Ctrl+Alt+Del are a series of geeky comic book series on the internet, not particularly funny, as proven by the above post .

So, which one of you ladies wants to lose their virginity ?

/Quagmire ftw.

 

[The_gas]

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?


Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear.


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

 

[Roofrom50]

is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants

 

[pingusten]

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

*slap*

 

[Will_NA]

I'm worth ?200m

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Ctrl+Alt+Del are a series of geeky comic book series on the internet, not particularly funny, as proven by the above post .

So, which one of you ladies wants to lose their virginity ?

/Quagmire ftw.

Shame on you!

and for for some anti-chat up lines (not aunty chat up lines, im not from St. Helens)

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem how we're going to do it!


Man: You're pretty
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat.


"Quick, call 999!"
"Let me guess...because I've stolen your heart?"
"No, because i've got a knife."
--
"You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil.
Well, with you I feel really safe! Or perhaps I feel safe because I've
got a knife."


got tonnes more like the last two, but not sure if those are inappropriate

 

[evertonfan]

There aren't any good pick up lines. Fact.

 

[Leicester Fox]

You have a vagina, I have a penis. We quite literally are made for each other.