1st: 3 wishes of a gal vs their stupidity
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's
okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and
he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That
will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show!
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
only goes to show that women never listen!!!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's
okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and
he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That
will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
..
..
..
..
..
...
..
...
...
...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show!
..
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
only goes to show that women never listen!!!
