16th August: Donkeys vs. Bitters (OD Round 8)

[sohum]

@ Shrek's Swamp

Ignore the date!

After recording an unlikely crushing win over the Legends last week, the Donkeys may be looking to continue to good work against the Bitters. The Bitters overhauled a target in excess of 390 against the Bitters and would be looking to make a push for the top of the OD table this week.

OD Form (recent first)
Donkeys: WLLWL
Bitters: WWLWW

Both sides must post their teams ASAP. Donkeys have the pitch choice.
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[Simbazz]

If I said, "same team as last OD game," would that be sufficient? Or do you want me to go search?

 

[Mad Snake]

mighty bitter to continue with form and get up for a big win

 

[Burnsy1]

has anyone seen my socks? Zorax did you steal them, I know you love them.

 

[Therbs]

The last time I saw your socks was when Panda was doing the laundry. He seemed to be taking an unnatural interest in them.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Panda likes fluffy things.

Seems like the Bitters are in good form, having just chased over 390 against themselves...

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Donkey's XI:


Tassie
Hamish
Me (*)
WHM
Foxy
KBC
SAfrican
MightyPies
Burnsy
Therbs
Panda

Excellent pitch.

 

[Left_Hander]

We are in good form, with only one loss in our last five outings, hopefully we can continue this.

Let's smash these Donkeys!

 

[KBC]

Our statistics are like the indian beat;

W L L W L L

boom tak tak boom tak tak.

Nice groove. KIU guys!

 

[Pranav]

I say The Donkeys should get prepared for another loss.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I say we should get prepared for our upcoming debate on why we need two different screwdrivers when on -the Philip's head- will suit us all perfectly fine.


Therbs, KBC - your opening statements, please.

 

[KBC]

In the respective order, I'll wait for therbs' Statement.

 

[Panda]

Not only do fluffy things appeal to me, I also like shiney things.

 

[KBC]

Ah, Is it? I've been in front of you all the time!

 

[Therbs]

I say we should get prepared for our upcoming debate on why we need two different screwdrivers when on -the Philip's head- will suit us all perfectly fine.


Therbs, KBC - your opening statements, please.

It all depends upon the screw head itself. If its the straight groove acros the head, then we can use other items to loosen, or tighten the screw. The Phillips head is a fine chiselled devise, bringing to mind the athletic frame synonomous with Donkey fast bowlers.
The Screwdriver I prefer however is a collins style glass half filled with ice followed by a good quality vodka, topped with fresh oranje juice ( 1 part vodka to 2.5 parts o.j.).