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[Pinch hitter]

I think this the best Pakistani team who giving the interview to press one after another in ENGLISH language without any fumble... Impressive...

 

[Khan Sahab54]

I think this the best Pakistani team who giving the interview to press one after another in ENGLISH language without any fumble... Impressive...

Are you challenging him? o.O

 

[A.P Haux]

Are you challenging him? o.O
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Well intellectually speaking, he resides in a totally different universe than ours. So he is kinda beyond compare and he knows it.

 

[Verified Enigma]

Well intellectually speaking, he resides in a totally different universe than ours. So he is kinda beyond compare and he knows it.

Are India and Pakistan (and Bangladesh, ofcourse) a united country in that universe?

 

[A.P Haux]

Are India and Pakistan (and Bangladesh, ofcourse) a united country in that universe?

Oh, you mean The Great Akmalistan? The country for which the dashing, elegant, unparalleled, handsome, wonderful Wicketkeeping genuine batting alrounding specialist batsman Umar Akmal plays?

 

[Verified Enigma]

Dashing, elegant, unparalleled, handsome, wonderful Wicketkeeping genuine batting alrounding specialist batsman Umar Akmal

 

[AsadRM]

Oh, you mean The Great Akmalistan? The country for which the dashing, elegant, unparalleled, handsome, wonderful Wicketkeeping genuine batting alrounding specialist batsman Umar Akmal plays?

I heard no captain is sacked there.

Here I come The Great Akmalistan! We'll together make it The Great Akmalistan and Asadistan!

 

[A.P Haux]

I heard no captain is sacked there.

Here I come The Great Akmalistan! We'll together make it The Great Akmalistan and Asadistan!

Good luck daring to dethrone the great Umar Akmal from his indisputable position. There's no telling what'll happen if you do, he might even behead you for that

 

[AsadRM]

Good luck daring to dethrone the great Umar Akmal from his indisputable position. There's no telling what'll happen if you do, he might even behead you for that

We'll manage a share of power! After all, nobody respects his genius nor does anyone respect my former captaincy.

Plenty of stuff that's common between us so there shouldn't be too many issues.

 

[A.P Haux]

We'll manage a share of power! After all, nobody respects his genius nor does anyone respect my former captaincy.

Plenty of stuff that's common between us so there shouldn't be too many issues.

I wish you luck in your attempt at negotiating. Just keep in mind his intellect is 10 parallel universe ahead of you, so he might have difficulty in understanding your 'simple' words. If you don't who knows how he'll interpret it

 

[AsadRM]

A massive news is coming soon. Stay tuned.

 

[CerealKiller]

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Statement by Amarnath-Kardar Newsletter Staff

Dear readers,

it is our great honour to bring you exclusive news and content, as we have done for the past few weeks, and your love and support will always be in our hearts. However, we must discontinue the newsletter for an indefinite period of time. Unfortunately, last night our office was attacked and entirely wrecked by armed thugs, and we must find alternative arrangements to continue the newsletter. Although we don't have any concrete evidence, we believe the attack is linked to the protests that broke out following Asad Raza's sacking as Pakistan captain. Let us be clear : we will not be intimidated, and we will be back sometime in the future, to continue to act as the fans' voice.

 

[Till Valhalla]

News
From respectable sources, it is coming to be known that the riots were staged and the rioters are paid criminals which Asad has bought using his illegal money. Creating a false narrative in his favor while the ground reality is people are very happy with the new captain and happy to get rid of an corrupt individual.

 

[A.P Haux]

CrickStalker #2

Asad Raza decides to take a break from International Cricket

Alexandriano Hauxmann, CrickStalker Correspondent

Former Pakistani Captain Asad Raza announces that he has decided to take an indefinite break from International Cricket. He said he discussed it with the new captain, Shahid Younus, and he has given his permission.

Only some time ago, Asad was supposedly found guilty for match fixing against Afganistan in the series deciding match, where he tried to manipulate the Afgan team strategy by striking a deal with Abdullah Abdullah, the Afganistan team maneger.

"The last few days have been very very rough for me. I have been accused for match fixing based on some incredibly weak and unconfirming evidence with no prior warning nor any explanation by the cricket board. The obvious questions I posed have yet to be answered by the board. I'm honestly shocked. My teammates don't trust me. The board isn't helping me. I've realized, that continuing international cricket now is gonna be very hard for me. All this has taken a huge toll on me mentally so that is most likely to effect my performance. So I decided it would be a wise decision if I took a break. I've talked to Shahid about this and he also agreed. That's it."

When asked if he was thinking about retirement, Asad said:

"Playing Cricket for my national team has a lifelong dream of mine. There is no way I will let this be ruined becuase of such a shameful incident when I've come this far. Don't worry. This isn't the last of me. I'll only be taking a break."

Asad has also elaborated on his measures against his allegations.

"I've hired a private detective, who will conduct an investigation on the whole matter. By no means I will give up. Let this be a promise to all my fans"

As a closure, Asad said:

"I will return, and return with confidence. I will regain my due respect and truth of this matter will surely come to light. I want to thank the fans for not giving up and supporting me me in this journey, it means a lot for me."

 

[AsadRM]

News
From respectable sources, it is coming to be known that the riots were staged and the rioters are paid criminals which Asad has bought using his illegal money.

Who's that respectable source? Mr. Jack Ryder whom nobody trusts in his home nor in the dressing room? Nice.

Get a job, mate. This slandering will get you nowhere except to the good books of a certain individual.