Story Another one of those stories we will never finish

[Jakester1288]

Well seeing as I'm back, and me and Matt are ICC addicts, and bored of holidays, and the prick deleted his Windies save, we have decided to go with....PAKISTAN.

In the same format as this, we are lazy so no pics, just read, enjoy, hopefully, if we can be arsed, laugh (with us not at us). This will be basic, hopefully fun, and able to cure our holidays boredom.

EDIT: For any dipshits who didnt read that, we don't want it in the title, but this will be played on ICC09.

 

[treva]

Meh, will never be as good as mine and James' Pakistan adventure on the glorious ICC06

 

[Jakester1288]

After making it to the semis in the Twenty20 World Cup, New Zealand have arrived in Pakistan for a few games of cricket. We have decided to go with the following squad for the first Test.

Manzoor
Jamshed
Khan (C)
Yousuf
ul-Haq
Akmal (WK)
Afridi
Arafat
Gul
Kaneria
Asif
Aamer

Pakistan 6/472 dec
Khan 212
Jamshed 103
Oram 2-95
Vettori 2-117

New Zealand 211
Fulton 50
Vettori 44
Asif 5-62
Kaneria 3-58

New Zealand 295 (following on)
Ryder 76
Taylor 74
Arafat 3-43
Gil 3-73

Comments

Aamer unlucky to miss out, going for Arafat to provide the extra batting which might be needed on a good seamers track. Turns out it wasnt.

We won and batted, hoping the pitch would wear through the days. At 2/304 at the end of day 1, the game was already over for the Kiwis. We absolutely blew them off the park, Khan posting a nice double century, and Jamshed opening up with a solid ton. New Zealand looked lackluster, we were all over them from the start, well, after Manzoors dismissal anyway.

 

[mattfb]

Pakistan vs New Zealand
20th October 2009
First test
​

Teams:
Pakistan
Farhat
Butt
Khan
Yousuf
Ul-Haq
Afridi
Akmal
Gul
Akhtar
Kaneria
Asif

New Zealand
McIntosh
How
Ryder
Taylor
Broom
McCullum
Vincent
Oram
Vettori
Bond
O'Brien

Scorecard:
New Zealand; 382ao
Ryder 159
Vincent 69no
Kaneria 6-109
Asid 4-84

Pakistan 178ao
Yousuf 33
Ul-Haq 26
Bond 4-48
Oram 3-61

Pakistan 256ao
Ul-Haq 108no
Akhtar 52
Bond 4-57
Oram 3-68

New Zealand 3/56
McIntosh 22
How 12 (RETIRED HURT BITCH.)
Kaneria 1-9
Akhtar 1-22

New Zealand win by 7 wickets

Comments:
What. The. Mother. tweaking. ████.
How did I have to follow on against New Zealand? Bond and Oram can go suck fat ones, or each other for all I care.

It started with no bowlers capable of doing ████ all, except for Kaneria and Asif who *****. Then my batsmen collapsed. Then I followed on, and I don't remember who it was, but someone hit Asif and made him retire hurt. I raged. But then I hit How and made him retire hurt. I celebrated like fearsome tweak.

/rage.

 

[Funknath]

Poor performance with the bat in the 1st Innings made your winning more tougher anyways nice write up hope you win the next test

 

[Jakester1288]

Tony Greig: Welcome to the minefield for this Test match, Pakistan looking to win the series, New Zealand looking to even it up and give themselves a shot at winning. The pitch has a bit in it for the spinners. The winds coming from the north at 15 notts, and outta my arse at 20. Now lets watch some cricket.

Manzoor
Jamshed
Khan (C)
Yousuf
ul-Haq
Akmal (WK)
Afridi
Arafat
Gul
Kaneria
Asif
Aamer

Pakistan 421
Jamshed 121
Yousuf 88
Vettori 6-123
O'Brien 2-65

New Zealand 197
Taylor 53
Fulton 46
Afridi 4-50
Gul 3-39

Pakistan 5/299 dec
Jamshed 142*
ul-Haq 50
O'Brien 2-57
Ryder 1-7

New Zealand 233
Fulton 73
Taylor 74
Kaneria 4-65
Asif 3-33

Pakistan win by 290 runs

We have won the series.

We won and batted again, this time deciding not to enforce the follow on and have a bat. Jamshed posted 2 more tons, and now has 3 tons in 3 innings, opening up. Manzoor did ████ all again, he's not looking likely for the 3rd and final Test.

The Kiwi's should get their dick outta the sheeps arse and play some real cricket.

 

[mattfb]

Pakistan vs New Zealand
27th October 2009
Second Test​

Teams:
Pakistan
Manzoor
Jamshed
Khan
Yousuf
ul-Haq
Afridi
Akmal
Tanvir
Akhtar
Gul
Kaneria

New Zealand
McIntosh
Ryder
Taylor
Flynn
Broom
McCullum
Vincent
Oram
Vettori
Bond
O'Brien

Scorecard:
Pakistan 356ao
ul-Haq 109
Akmal 60
Vettori 4-91
Bond 3-71

New Zealand 329ao
Broom 77
Taylor 57
Gul 4-59
Afridi 2-54

Pakistan 200ao
Afridi 83
Manzoor 29
Bond 4-72
Oram 3-38

New Zealand 6/228
Vincent 41no
McIntosh 36
Tanvir 3-62
Gul 1-29

Comments:
To start with, let me just say:
A big fearsome tweak you to Shane Bond.
A bigger fearsome tweak you to Kaneria for not being able to do anything in the second innings on a pitch that was excellent for spin.
An even bigger fearsome tweak you to all my batsmen.

We did aiight at the start, actually decided to pull our fingers out of our arses and score some runs. Bowlers did decent. Second innings - What. The. Hell. Second innings bowling - THE PITCH WAS MADE FOR BOWLERS.

/bigger rage.

 

[blake]

Lucky you guys weren't doing it with Hedger. He would be recording these innings and 200 run victories and then when you ask him about the editor he would say "Oh, I just put them up 500 points because they are my favourite player in real life and I wanted to give myself a chance."

Nothing against Hedger, it's just you can never trust him with his editor nearby... :laugh

 

[drainpipe32]

Where do I get the editor?

 

[OffCutters]

^ Try up your mums ass. Thats where hedger got it.

 

[drainpipe32]

Lmfao.....