Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections

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Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections ----------------------------------------------------------------------

1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati

5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian *
B - Indian
*special perference for italians

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

15. Do you think reservations are necessary to get more votes
A - Yes
B - No

Declaration

I ve given the details.Whether it is true or false is not my concern

place:
date: finger print



Signature ( (of the person who read this form for you)





*adapted from somewhere else.not my genuine work*
 
No, don't delete it. This is excellent... :) Why are people so politcally correct, if you'll pardon the pun :D

When we can make jokes against Sardarjis, why not politicians? There's nothing personal intended in all this and it's just a joke (like the Redneck driving application form joke).
 
Ritwik said:
No its not obscene - But I dislike such definitive statements which do not allow for nuances or exceptions.

another sensitive side. :D

however, I can't follow u, what's wrong with above?Seems cool to me.
 
duffarama said:
There should've been a fourth option for question four.
"Yes please"

Enjoy the laughs. :D
Duff! I am more shocked than a shock! :eek:

Your sense of humor is absolutely spiffing young man! :p
 
blackleopard92 said:
another sensitive side. :D

however, I can't follow u, what's wrong with above?Seems cool to me.
What is wrong is that it is typically middle class to lambast politicians about everything and the problem is that these people don't do anything themselves to improve things.

duffarama said:
There should've been a fourth option for question four.
"Yes please"

Enjoy the laughs. :D
lol! :D
 
duffarama said:
There should've been a fourth option for question four.
"Yes please"

Enjoy the laughs. :D

I appreciate your sense of humour duff, but I dont think that you really need to say these jokes! I mean, its just shocking rather than humourous! There are so many better jokes than such explicit ones!

Sorry if it hurts you, but I just dont like explicit jokes!



:cool:
 
Ritwik said:
What is wrong is that it is typically middle class to lambast politicians about everything and the problem is that these people don't do anything themselves to improve things.

I say ritwik, u have been chatting to Andrew for too long!
Consider having a bone marrow transplant.
a funny bone.

:rolleyes:

I appreciate your sense of humour duff, but I dont think that you really need to say these jokes! I mean, its just shocking rather than humourous! There are so many better jokes than such explicit ones!

Sorry if it hurts you, but I just dont like explicit jokes!

what do u expect form a half baked/electroluted moderator?:D


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He is cute, isn't he? :love

:p
he comes in many shapes and sizes too.take a look here

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?t=7288&page=23&pp=15&highlight=picture

go on till the end.:D
 
viral1991 said:
I appreciate your sense of humour duff, but I dont think that you really need to say these jokes! I mean, its just shocking rather than humourous! There are so many better jokes than such explicit ones!

Sorry if it hurts you, but I just dont like explicit jokes!

:cool:
Poor baby, maybe you shouldn't browse the Humour and Jokes forum anymore... :cool:
Your comment doesn't hurt me, but rather it gives me a sense of superiority that I can control what sections of the forums members view by simply making explicit jokes wherever I please. :D

Only kidding. :p

blackleopard92 said:
He is cute, isn't he? :love

:p
Once again Leo, we question your sexuality. ;)
If you don't like my jokes, throw out your computer! :D
 

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