BB4 Exclusive

[zimrahil]

Planet Cricket.Net News Desk has just been contacted by a source at Big Brother producers Endemol, stating that one of our world renowned administrators is secretly dating one of the housemates.

We can exclusively reveal that Mr Stephen Cooper, founder member of BLC Online (which evolved into Planet Cricket.Net) is seeing none other than BB Housemate Sissy.

Our informant tells us that Scouser Sissy is alledged to have met Ste at the University of Liverpool's The Guild "Time Tunnel" extravaganza (held on Saturday's for those that are interested!) through "mutual friends"

Ste, to ensure his status as Planet Cricket.Net office pin up is maintained, has kept this relationship secret for months from his adoring female forum members and we are led to believe that Ste and Sissy (S.A.S. for short) have got engaged just prior to Sissy going into the Big Brother house.

We tried to contact Mr Cooper, but he was unavailable for comment but was last seen getting onto a chartered flight to New Zealand alledgedly stating that "he had some unfinished C.R.A.P. to deal with"

Remember, you heard it here first

 

[zimrahil]

Disclaimer Notice: The above post may not necessarily be factually accurate

 

[jonah]

No comment yet from Ste? Hmmm, there's no smoke without fire...

 

[MaxClifford]

PRESS RELEASE
SUNDAY 25th May 2003 - 17:47 BST

My client has been informed of this story featured on the site - planetcricket.org and does not wish to make any comment other than to completely deny the alligations put forward on this topic.

He has also denied an offer from New Zealand based lawyer Dave Johnson to commence legal action again planetcricket.org through the employment of Mr. Johnson due to the fact my client has realised he would be suing himself.

END OF STATEMENT

Max Clifford

 

[killa_stiky2002]

ok what is going on here? :blink:

 

[zimrahil]

Since the press release by Mr Clifford, I have been trying to interview him (Mr Clifford) to see if he would comment further on the news story that we broke 2 days ago that is rocking the cricketing internet world.

As you can see, he was very relaxed and was at pains to point out that his client was quite adamant that there is not a shred of truth whatsoever in the claim that he is cavorting with any BB housemate (past or present series). Mr Clifford continued by stating that Ste wishes to reassure his fans that he is still alive (and more importantly single) and that this latest whispering campaign to discredit him will not succeed.

Mr Clifford wound up the interview by denying the further allegation that NZ based lawyer Dave Johnson tried to pursuade Mr Cooper to let him join the PlanetCricket team as his own floundering firm is failing to attract new clients, and existing clientele are thoroughly peed off with his bullish manner and unpleasant body odour.

However, all this failed to appease the fans, as they gathered outside the PlanetCricket.Net HQ to protest against the news they have been reading about. They are demanding a public response from Ste to qualm their fears on two points

1) He is still young free and most importantly single
2) He is staying well clear of megalomaniac dictators in the future

 

[MaxClifford]

My client is pleased by user:Zimrahils confirmation of events via the interview conducted with myself and the fact that Ste has never even met any of the contestents from BB1,2,3,4 or its worldwide versions.

He is however concerned about the protests apperently reported outsite Planetcricket.net HQ and the high number of apperent Ste "fans" who look like countryside alliance / Stop The War protesters.



Max Clifford

 

[sangamm]

now where is STE

 

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

...and what's this stuff about? :blink:

 

[MaxClifford]

Originally posted by sangamm@May 26 2003, 03:51 PM
now where is STE

If there are rumours that my client is in hiding - they are completly untrue!

Max Clifford

 

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

Well Ste,what's YOUR verdict???

 

[Ste]

Originally posted by Auwais BARTHEZ@May 26 2003, 05:45 PM
Well Ste,what's YOUR verdict???

verdict on what?

 

[jonah]

So there's also no truth in the rumour that Ste is the father of Jade Goody's (fat, mouthy, one in BB3), baby?

 

[zimrahil]

Well it's all kicking off in the PlanetCricket.Net news office this morning.
Ste is nowhere to be seen except making a brief appearance in this thread last night. (until Max advised against publicly showing himself until the dust settles!)

The BB stigma just won't leave Ste as yet further accusations of parenting the child of a former housemate now surface from an admittedly unsubstantiated source.

This news has reached global proportions with many lead stories now carrying the whole Ste/BB scenario :

However, our PlanetCricket cameramen have been out and about in the Liverpool area this morning and we have just received these exclusive pictures of Ste's many adoring female fans taking the engaged/fatherhood news badly

Been trying to contact Mr Clifford all morning for a response to the latest allegations but his office are telling us he is unavailable for comment at present.

 

[MaxClifford]

As I have allready stated my client has NEVER met any of the contestents from any of the UK Big Brother series or any series of BB from around the world.
Myself and my client now hope that this is the end of the matter.