Condi And Bush

[india rock]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>>>
>>>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
>>>China.
>>>
>>>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>>>
>>>George: That's what I want to know.
>>>
>>>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>>>
>>>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
>>>China?
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes.
>>>
>>>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu.
>>>
>>>George: The guy in China.
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu.
>>>
>>>George: The new leader of China.
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu.
>>>
>>>George: The main man in China!
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>>>
>>>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>>>
>>>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>>>
>>>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>>>
>>>Condi: That's the man's name.
>>>
>>>George: That's who's name?
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes.
>>>
>>>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
>>>leader
>>>of
>>>China?
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead
>>>in
>>>the
>>>Middle East.
>>>
>>>Condi: That's correct.
>>>
>>>George: Then who is in China?
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Yassir is in China?
>>>
>>>Condi: No, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Then who is?
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Yassir?
>>>
>>>Condi: No, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>>>China.
>>>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>>>
>>>Condi: Kofi?
>>>
>>>George: No, thanks.
>>>
>>>Condi: You want Kofi?
>>>
>>>George: No.
>>>
>>>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>>>
>>>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>>>milk.
>>>And
>>>then get me the U.N.
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>>
>>>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>>>
>>>Condi: Kofi?
>>>
>>>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>>>
>>>Condi: And call who?
>>>
>>>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>>>
>>>Condi: Hu is the guy in China
>>>
>>>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>>>
>>>Condi: Yes, sir.
>>>
>>>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
>>>the
>>>U.N.
>>>
>>>Condi: Kofi.
>>>
>>>George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
>>>

 

[Pace-Ace]

Good one

 

[duffarama]

I have heard a few of these Condi/Bush jokes before and they never get old. Good work.