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TEACHER: Why are you late?
DOOM DOOM: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
DOOM DOOM: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Doom Doom, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
DOOM DOOM: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
DOOM DOOM: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DOOM DOOM: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Doom Doom, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
DOOM DOOM: Me!
TEACHER: Doom Doom, why do you always get so dirty?
DOOM DOOM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
DOOM DOOM: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: DOOM DOOM, give me a sentence starting with "I".
DOOM DOOM: I is...
TEACHER: No, Doom Doom. Always say, "I am."
DOOM DOOM: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
DOOM DOOM: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father?s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
DOOM DOOM: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
DOOM DOOM: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
DOOM DOOM: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: Now Doom Doom, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
DOOM DOOM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Doom Doom, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DOOM DOOM: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
DOOM DOOM: A teacher.
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DOOM DOOM: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
DOOM DOOM: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Doom Doom, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
DOOM DOOM: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
DOOM DOOM: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DOOM DOOM: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Doom Doom, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
DOOM DOOM: Me!
TEACHER: Doom Doom, why do you always get so dirty?
DOOM DOOM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
DOOM DOOM: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: DOOM DOOM, give me a sentence starting with "I".
DOOM DOOM: I is...
TEACHER: No, Doom Doom. Always say, "I am."
DOOM DOOM: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
DOOM DOOM: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father?s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
DOOM DOOM: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
DOOM DOOM: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
DOOM DOOM: Brotherly love?
TEACHER: Now Doom Doom, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
DOOM DOOM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Doom Doom, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DOOM DOOM: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
DOOM DOOM: A teacher.
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