Doom Doom's Day at School

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

DOOM DOOM: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

DOOM DOOM: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: Doom Doom, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

DOOM DOOM: You told me to do it without using tables!





TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

DOOM DOOM: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DOOM DOOM: Yesterday you said it's H to O!



TEACHER: Doom Doom, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

DOOM DOOM: Me!



TEACHER: Doom Doom, why do you always get so dirty?

DOOM DOOM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

DOOM DOOM: Don't bite any.



TEACHER: DOOM DOOM, give me a sentence starting with "I".

DOOM DOOM: I is...

TEACHER: No, Doom Doom. Always say, "I am."

DOOM DOOM: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

DOOM DOOM: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."



TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father?s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

DOOM DOOM: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"



TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

DOOM DOOM: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.



TEACHER: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

DOOM DOOM: Brotherly love?



TEACHER: Now Doom Doom, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

DOOM DOOM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



TEACHER: Doom Doom, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DOOM DOOM: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

DOOM DOOM: A teacher.



:rolleyes: :D
 
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my friends e-mail me stuff like that ALL the time :)
Some are too explicit for this forum though :D
 

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