HE vs SHE

[kamrandahir]

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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams

 

[duffarama]

Some good ones there. It seems that the female is really negative in her responses.
Luckily it isn't like this in real life.

 

[siddharth2002]

Some good ones there. It seems that the female is really negative in her responses.
Luckily it isn't like this in real life.

yeah otherwise we'd be stranded doing our stuff in Bathrooms.

 

[duffarama]

yeah otherwise we'd be stranded doing our stuff in Bathrooms.

Not sure where that came from Siddharth mate.
Doing what in our bathrooms exactly?!

 

[jkartik]

Not sure where that came from Siddharth mate.
Doing what in our bathrooms exactly?!

hmmm..well there arent many things we can do in the bathroom..
singing,bath,toilet,cleaning and the most important of all them - eating cheese

and i think sid was referring to the last one
one of the virtues of watching too much OXpass

 

[duffarama]

hmmm..well there arent many things we can do in the bathroom..
singing,bath,toilet,cleaning and the most important of all them - eating cheese

and i think sid was referring to the last one
one of the virtues of watching too much OXpass

Fair enough JK. I think you forgot about showering and gelling hair whilst looking at the mirror as well.
Yeah, OxPass is addictive isn't it? Amazing what connontative imagery can do to people.

 

[siddharth2002]

Not sure where that came from Siddharth mate.
Doing what in our bathrooms exactly?!

Well there's quite a lot one can do in his bathroom. some whole civilizations are based on bathrooms humour.

 

[duffarama]

Well there's quite a lot one can do in his bathroom. some whole civilizations are based on bathrooms humour.

Yes Siddharth, every civilization would laugh at you when you are in the bathroom. I'm not going to state why!
Muhahaha.

 

[siddharth2002]

Yes Siddharth, every civilization would laugh at you when you are in the bathroom. I'm not going to state why!
Muhahaha.

yeah they will laugh and appreciate the things I do in my bathroom. and maybe learn something.

 

[aussie1st]

Talk about rejecting the pick up lines I hope the females don't get a hold of this.

 

[siddharth2002]

Talk about rejecting the pick up lines I hope the females don't get a hold of this.

hold of what Laul,........ok back to serious business now.

 

[duffarama]

hold of what Laul,........ok back to serious business now.

I think he means a hold of the hot oven-baked french bread stick that your mother made last night.

 

[jkartik]

I think he means a hold of the hot oven-baked french bread stick that your mother made last night.

hmm mate lol.. i think you have been spending too much time in Mcdonalds

Rumor : it is believed that duff wears a funny Mcdonalds costume to entertain the kids

 

[siddharth2002]

I think he means a hold of the hot oven-baked french bread stick that your mother made last night.

Hmm your sense of humour has improved Doughty. I see the lessons with me are paying off.

Rumor : it is believed that duff wears a funny Mcdonalds costume to entertain the kids

naa he just holds a french stick and stands and people find it funny.

 

[aussie1st]

hold of what Laul,........ok back to serious business now.

Wouldn't be the first time a woment went straight from a pick up line to getting a hold of it.