Interesting Questions

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Here are some questions I found. Hope you enjoy.

* Is Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
* Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
* If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
* One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? I know why the numbers are in this order but not the alphabet:-)
* If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
* If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.
 
awesome jokes

jokes make me laugh but these made me laugh for a whole day thank you very much.
 
nice...i was having a bad day and then i read this thread and i started to laugh....great work
 

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