Jose Mourinho a 'Disgrace' To Melbourne

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Jose Mourinho a 'Disgrace' To Melbourne​

Jose Mourinho's spot at Melbourne FC seems to be heavily under fire after a terrible start to the Virgin Premier League, seeing his side on the bottom of the ladder with no victories. We caught up with some fans after Melbourne FC's last defeat.

"What do you think of Jose Mourinho's managing this season?"
"Well, that's obvious, isn't it? He's an absolute disgrace to Melbourne. With this joker at the front I don't think I'm going to even bother turning up to matches anymore."

We spoke to another disappointed fan afterwards.

"Are you going to keep coming to matches now after this terrible start to the season?"
"Of course I am, I have supported Melbourne FC all my life and I'm hardly going to stop now. However, one thing that desperately needs to change is Jose Mourinho. He's been a terrible manager, and it's no surprise we are on the bottom - particularly after he made just one signing, early. We really need quite a few more established players to win games, and I'm not sure Mourinho is ready to bring them into this team."

It seems that chairman of the Melbourne FC is also growing impatient with his manager's antics, and with fans wanting his head it surely can't be much longer before a new manager is found for the poorly-placed Demons.

A few of the names being thrown into the mix for Melbourne are current Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari, Italy manager Marcello Lippi, and Walter Smith, who is currently at the Rangers.

 

[Highlander999]

Tough! Scolari has already replaced Hughton at Livi Lions

 

[The Spin]

And Lippi has always been the Delusion manager!

 

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Chairman Shattered After Main Contenders Taken Out

After realising that Scolari and Lippi were both unavailable as managers, the chairman of the Melbourne FC was allegedly shattered and refused to talk for long.
"It was going to be Scolari, alright? There, I said it. Now, what am I going to do? Mourinho's a disgrace, Scolari's gone, and Lippi as well? You've got to be joking...."
That was all we could get before he ran away, seemingly in tears.​